The Bridge on Independence Ave.

I have been feasting on your human concoctions for decades. Kindof sometimes ran by @Jawnuhthun

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Oh you humans and your large transportation vessels and your tendency to feed us bridges with them.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A large barge crashed into the Arkansas River bridge, causing damage to both the ship and the bridge pillar

📌#Sallisaw | #Oklahoma

Earlier this evening, just before 1:30 p.m., a large barge crashed into and struck the Arkansas River bridge at the Kerr Reservoir in Sallisaw, Oklahoma, forcing authorities to immediately close the bridge. Engineers from the Oklahoma Department of Transportation conducted an inspection and found that the bridge pillars had sustained some damage, but nothing severe or major. Around two hours later, they determined that it was safe to reopen the bridge. Fortunately, no one was injured; only the barge sustained heavy damage to the front.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

I know there's a typo. I'm a bridge. Deal with it.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Maybe, magbe not. I've eaten more trucks than they have, though!

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

The bridge sits under a Sky that happens to be Blue. If you, too, sit under the Sky that is of the Blue hues, feel free to find me there as BridgeOnIndepAve.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

If you can even see this and aren't rate limited by that moron running this dying site; just know... I ate very well this week (and last week).

Now if you'll excuse me, I have more bridge business to take care of. Such as standing here, and eating trucks. Stay safe, friends.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Nibble nibble

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

My delicious breakfast!

Pics from: https://t.co/OGHIE6O2cq

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

@RocketBaur Furthermore, authentication apps don't even work sometimes. Some people can't even link one to their Twitter because they receive an error message saying the code is wrong every time, despite the code being 100% correct. Locking previously free OPTIONS behind a paywall is GREED.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

The greed sure is constantly hitting new levels of absurdity. I hope a truck hits you Elon. Not enough to kill or seriously hurt you, I'd never wish harm on anyone, just enough to knock some damn sense into that stupid skull of yours.

Security options should NEVER be paywalled.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

@RocketBaur It's a security option. It IS greed, and you even said as much right here in your terrible response when you said "Saves twitter money." Also, I don't want to hear a damn thing about bots on this site because it's had a worse bot problem since Elon took over than it ever has.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

While it's definitely a different Kansas City bridge and not me, I say they represented us KCMO truck eaters quite well! #TheLastOfUs

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Happy new year. May 2023 be filled with many delicious trucks.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Delicious.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

You can see the brake lights, but it was too late.

Another crash at the Independence Ave. Bridge. No Injuries.

Happening now.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

@jayhawkscm I know this is blasphemous to a lot of people, but as a bridge, I cannot enjoy human sportsball events. I'm too busy eatin' trucks to watch a weird egg be tossed around a field

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

Hello humans. How's the social media collapse coming along?

[Meagan Longoria @MMarie]

Humans: we are a sophisticated society
Also humans:
(Photo from https://t.co/ThygArYwjJ)

[Carl Kincaid @CMoneyKS]

@MissouriBridge I just got this new painting from @wdavekeith ‘s “Kansas City Legends” series at First Fridays last night. So awesome.

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

@KansasCity Bridge (that eats trucks)

[The Bridge on Independence Ave. @MissouriBridge]

@washingtonpost low bridges (that eat trucks)