This will cause issues for sure wow
After White House bout, UFC fighter disparages Michelle Obama as ‘a man’ - The Washington Post https://t.co/E6JbVy57ot
3 women sitting at the bar, discussing their husbands!
First Lady-my husband is a gynecologist, all he does is look at it! I hate him!
Second Lady-my husband is a games player, all he does is play with it. I hate him!
Third Lady-my husband is a stamp collector! I love him!
An old farmer down in Louisiana had himself a big ol’ piece of land with a lovely pond out back.
Years ago, he’d shaped it just right for swimming — even put up a few picnic tables, some horseshoe pits, and planted apple and peach trees nearby.
One summer evening, he decided to wander down there with a bucket to gather some fresh fruit and check on the place.
As he got closer, he heard laughter and splashing — the kind that didn’t sound like ducks.
Sure enough, when he reached the pond, there were half a dozen young ladies skinny-dipping right in the middle of it!
When they spotted him, there was a lot of squealing and splashing as they darted for the deep end.
One of them yelled, “We’re not coming out ‘til you leave, old man!”
The farmer scratched his head and said, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you uncomfortable…”
Then he lifted his bucket with a grin and said, “I just came to feed the alligator.”
We’re incredibly lucky the world’s richest man is right-wing, hates woke culture & the Democratic Party.
Dems despise him and even wish him assassinated. He risked everything for free speech.
Would you thank @elonmusk ?
A. Yes
B. No
After an argument, a man sat in his man cave throwing darts at a photo of his wife but not a single one was hitting the target…
His wife yelled from upstairs, “What in the hell are you doing?”
He replied, “Missing you!”
I hate getting crap for wearing my cut-off jean
shorts.
It's nice out there and l like showing off my body.
But, I can do without the rude remarks like, "Your legs are hairy or your nuts are falling out!"
Maybe I’m just old but after being on X for a few years we kind of make friends who we look forward too seeing every day and we miss them when we don’t I’m only speaking for myself but I have several people I consider to be friends even though I haven’t met them in person