Edwin Garrison

di not DM back so please don't DM me

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

@JLBG48 @MrWhiplash_ This picture says it all why waste the court time if you don't follow through

[Chihuahua @JLBG48]

@MrWhiplash_ Well... this is where we are 🙄

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

Remember this folks
Hakeem Jeffries caught off guard when pressed on high gas prices under Biden compared to Trump

https://t.co/FE3beIHAyA

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

Democrats have a lapse of memories when they are put on the spot

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

This will cause issues for sure wow
After White House bout, UFC fighter disparages Michelle Obama as ‘a man’ - The Washington Post https://t.co/E6JbVy57ot

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

Thisis not going to go over good with the democrats at all wow

[Carla Digrugilliers @CarlaDigru38122]

@MAGAVoice Absolutely 💯 beautiful

[Tamra🇺🇸 @Tamra_Diane]

@MAGAVoice 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

3 women sitting at the bar, discussing their husbands!

First Lady-my husband is a gynecologist, all he does is look at it! I hate him!

Second Lady-my husband is a games player, all he does is play with it. I hate him!

Third Lady-my husband is a stamp collector! I love him!

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

An old farmer down in Louisiana had himself a big ol’ piece of land with a lovely pond out back.

Years ago, he’d shaped it just right for swimming — even put up a few picnic tables, some horseshoe pits, and planted apple and peach trees nearby.

One summer evening, he decided to wander down there with a bucket to gather some fresh fruit and check on the place.

As he got closer, he heard laughter and splashing — the kind that didn’t sound like ducks.

Sure enough, when he reached the pond, there were half a dozen young ladies skinny-dipping right in the middle of it!

When they spotted him, there was a lot of squealing and splashing as they darted for the deep end.

One of them yelled, “We’re not coming out ‘til you leave, old man!”

The farmer scratched his head and said, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you uncomfortable…”

Then he lifted his bucket with a grin and said, “I just came to feed the alligator.”

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

We’re incredibly lucky the world’s richest man is right-wing, hates woke culture & the Democratic Party.

Dems despise him and even wish him assassinated. He risked everything for free speech.

Would you thank @elonmusk ?

A. Yes
B. No

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Okay people!

It’s Friday night 🥃

I will try to refrain from posting about politics.

NOW… Who can tell me what her shirt says?

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

@NoDMsPerfavore It say I'm going to have back issues when I get old for being top heavy wow

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I've just read the instructions on a can of bug spray.

It said," Do not spray in eyes."

I want to kill them not fuckin blind them!

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

After an argument, a man sat in his man cave throwing darts at a photo of his wife but not a single one was hitting the target…

His wife yelled from upstairs, “What in the hell are you doing?”

He replied, “Missing you!”

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

@BamaSaltyMarine Your so right on spot

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Baby in a womb isn’t a baby, but a man in a dress is a woman….

You can go fuck yourself...

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I hate getting crap for wearing my cut-off jean
shorts.

It's nice out there and l like showing off my body.

But, I can do without the rude remarks like, "Your legs are hairy or your nuts are falling out!"

[Edwin Garrison @Missouried3]

@JamesHu27192912 Amen

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

Maybe I’m just old but after being on X for a few years we kind of make friends who we look forward too seeing every day and we miss them when we don’t I’m only speaking for myself but I have several people I consider to be friends even though I haven’t met them in person