Waistly•Snipes

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Don't be alarmed by the clowns in my mind. They are just life sized delusions that live there.

[luk es alcohólico @lukqqlic]

Ando con antojo de uvas, pero así ya fermentadas, adentro de una botella

[iiShayarii @iiShayarii]

This is how I want to talk instead of texting <3🫂

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

The fact that none of the 57 members of the group chat know who Jane Doe is means THEY'VE DONE THIS TO OTHER WOMEN.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Women shouldn’t put themselves in unsafe situations.”

Fuck you. Men are the unsafe situations.

[telle @telleeetubby]

I communicate too well for anybody to ever be confused as to why I no longer deal with them.

[Lloyd... 🐻 @LloydNkhuwa]

Pregnancy and postpartum is not something one should do with a nonchalant man.

[☁️ @gardenofcolours]

floral book cake 🌸

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too

[ོ @liveflyy]

my only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

If someone doesn’t rate you, it’s always very obvious. The only way you won't see it is if you don’t rate yourself.

[Ryder Out Of Context @RyderNoContext]

"Aléjate de lo que te daña"

Yo y lo que me daña:

[NAKAYIZA @Nakayiza_]

Otafiire is a very corrupt individual who also participated in the mass murder of our people but he says a few words into a mic & suddenly, he's everyone's beloved uncle? We'll never be free! 😔

[bunbun @TrillinDaGame]

hol up

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

My problem is I want to save money and enjoy my life at the exact same time.

[Anjunabitch 2.0 @peggingforsoup]

you could lick his dick up and down with your actual tongue slobbering all over it but still have the right to tell him “NO!” to having actual penetrative sex

he can assume you’re down to fuck all he wants, doesn’t mean you’re obligated to do it

[Victor @Victor6b]

Some of the strongest people you know are just really good at saying “I’m okay.”

[22 @kbhihighkbhilow]

Sometimes i do think about getting married cooking nice food for the loml decorating our little home and building a life together and Then I look at married women around me including my mother and the fantasy expires immediately.

[D’IOR 𐙚˚ @One_Of_One1111]

I hate a colorist. Cuz a pretty girl is a pretty girl regardless of her complexion.