naomi

im saving myself for jacob elordi

[naomi @MissusGummy]

a list of the most innocuous things that caused me to get the ick:

[naomi @MissusGummy]

i never saw Tenet <3

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i’m no better than an average dude in his mid 20s cuz every Nolan film i see i genuinely think it’s his best one

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I HATE HAVING GERD

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

The longer I watch the more she gives 19th century brothel owner who beats the girls when they mouth off

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person i’ve met twice but still follow on ig had twins 3 months ago and has more defined abs than me

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@lexlanham @andeholmes clothes, shoes on and after breakfast adds a negligible amount of mass in the grand scheme of determining if there is a clinically significant change in weight

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@Parentoid she did house a crab boil about 15 minutes before going under the knife so let’s be real with our expectations of miss kentucky muffin’s nutrient intake

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amanda noddinggggggg off during part 3…. 😵‍💫

[naomi @MissusGummy]

the number of sternums i’m able to see nowadays actually freaks me out

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@ecareyo curls!!!!

[moon milf @loremachina]

oh my fucking god just get the fucking Pap smear you guys are being fucking ridiculous

[naomi @MissusGummy]

@cdiggi1 faraday bags for everyone!

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the pettiest thing I do is if you annoy me and are trying to build a following online…… I will report your content

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@ma1ybe if she was really a dietitian she’d know that spelling it with a “c” is a criminal offense to ACTUAL REGISTERED DIETITIANS

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the amanda kyle separation announcement got me in the door

the amanda west revelation is g*d rewarding me for finally getting in

[naomi @MissusGummy]

the most unrealistic part of The Pitt is the patients knowing the names of their meds and why they’re taking them

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

Love Story side plot episode where JFK jr goes on a bender with Madonna and Sonja Morgan

[naomi @MissusGummy]

nothing bad is gonna happen and they’re all gonna go to Chili’s after :-)

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

When a character on The Pitt makes reference to the shift ending in six hours but there are ten episodes left in the season

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I am crying at E!’s coverage of the coup

[naomi @MissusGummy]

reading thru my old journal entries like damn someone get this girl back in therapy