Mrs. Hippie

an awkward stride, a confused mind but glittery eyes.

[Mrs. Hippie @missushippie]

Once, a smoker tried to kiss me. I told him tobaccoff.

[George Mack @george__mack]

What is ignored by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

Here's 7 more examples:

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Hunter Biden just met with Chinese President Xi Jinping for dinner, and instantly had trademarks from the Chinese Communist Party approved. Joe Biden then agreed to lift sanctions against a Chinese-state-owned company weeks later.

Whoops, never mind, that was Ivanka and Donald Trump.

[Shashank @ShashankSArora]

‘When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.’
-Isaac Asimov

[Mrs. Hippie @missushippie]

A thread that breaks my heart 💔

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

Today is not a good day. I can't stop crying. I hurt so fucking bad. I try so damn hard to not fall apart but every day it gets harder. I push my feelings down and put on a mask. I'm not just the pissed off dad. I'm the broken dad. The dad that is in excruciating pain because

[barkha dutt @BDUTT]

What happened on Air India with the drunk man urinating on a female passenger is sexual abuse and violation of the worst kind. Read the victims full account of what transpired. It’s horrendous that there was no one on ground to record the passengers complaint and follow it up .

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Matt Gaetz voted for Donald Trump to be speaker of the house.

I for one always enjoy watching Trump lose an election.

Thanks Matt Gaetz.

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

JUST NOW: After ELEVEN failed attempts at electing Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, the House Republicans voted to adjourn until noon tomorrow.

House Republican division and dysfunction will spill over into Jan 6, a day that lives in infamy.

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾 Just a reminder: there’s nothing in the Constitution that would prevent a pup from being Speaker of the House. Awoooof!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

@elonmusk “I’m just a guy, who owns a fee speech platform, asking you to vote for the guys who have promised me favorable legislation and unlimited tax breaks.”

[Gayla McGill @GaylaMcGill5]

@elonmusk Welcome to the new 'politically neutral' Twitter?
Gee...why would the 'Richest man in the world' be stumping for a Republican Congress? Forget about 1/6, Women's/Voting Rights, etc, what advantage would Elon see in tying the hands of a POTUS who supports a Billionaire Tax? Hmmm🤔

[alex kasprak @alexkasprak]

@elonmusk thank you, billionaire who purchased a social media company to own the libs, for your advice on the excesses of individual power

[SLUG @generalslug]

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Karmenn @karmaxkarmm]

SHEIN 😭 y’all couldn’t find y’all a plus size model??????? Wtf is THIS? 😭😭😭

[Gautam Bhatia @gautambhatia88]

Ok wow.

[Mrs. Hippie @missushippie]

Ironically, the amount of content you consume on social media is inversely proportional to the amount of content you feel with life.

[Sabah Bano Malik @sabahbanomalik]

My sister is 35 and this morning in a moment of vulnerability she said sorry to my mom for not being married and the stress that has caused - my mom said “I thanked God yesterday that neither of you were married, because how can I make sure you’ll be safe.”