Therapist: And what do we do when we feel overwhelmed?
Me: Disappear entirely into our deepest #BDSM fantasies?
Therapist: Good girl.
Me: What?
Therapist: What?
Just a small reminder on this Labor Day:
If you’re a pharmacist or pharmacy tech who wants to opt out of selling Plan B or filling birth control prescriptions, then you need to find a new fucking job.
That is all, thank you for your time, enjoy your cookout
I was unaware of the Medieval trend of depicting Aristotle being ridden and whipped by a dominatrix named Phyllis to show the power of female sexuality over male intellect. Having just finished a comp exam where I was subjected to too much Aristotle, I'm enjoying these.
Seen today at @Target and @vagisil I just want you to know we aren’t going anywhere and every GYN hates how you make women think peach blossom is the vulvar norm. You SUCK. #cancelvagisil
I have a confession to make...
...my aesthetic is completely ripped off from that glowing dark elf graffiti in old-school EverQuest.
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Also, I did an art.
You have not driven over Midwestern potholes until you’ve apologized to your car. And then turned off the radio and made the rest of the drive in silence, as an act of reflective contrition
Wanna see yourself as one of your favorite pop culture characters? Then talk to me about getting a portrait done!
Prices start at $50 for a basic portrait, $60 for a high detail portrait w/props, $80 for a high detail portrait w/full background and props.
#commissionsopen
@forbedding Yep; especially for a romantic relationship. But that’s no different than any romantic relationship. If we value the same things and want the same future, the rest is just sprinkles
@OMissPearl @forbedding I value this too. As someone who identifies as a “love plagiarist,” most of my favorite things were brought to me by someone else, instead of me discovering them on my own. I think I trust those recommendations because of previous common interest though
@forbedding That’s always put me off too. It would feel like trying to almost reverse engineer a relationship. I wouldn’t want to feel stuck in the tug of war that is “our kinks line up perfectly, but I don’t relate to any of your favorite shows and books”