Masochistic Tango

Married, poly, queer, kinky, witchy 30-something smut writer from the Midwest. Masochist/sub to @SadisticTango, Domme to @MCumrag. She/her, 18+ only

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel overwhelmed?

Me: Disappear entirely into our deepest #BDSM fantasies?

Therapist: Good girl.

Me: What?

Therapist: What?

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

Just a small reminder on this Labor Day:

If you’re a pharmacist or pharmacy tech who wants to opt out of selling Plan B or filling birth control prescriptions, then you need to find a new fucking job.

That is all, thank you for your time, enjoy your cookout

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@ericanewgirl Harold Perrinau understood the assignment he was given

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

I… well, yeah

[Scoops but now on bluesky as same name! @Subscoops]

@OMissPearl Almost every domme wants... a good idea and some fries

I let auto complete go for a ride.

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@edward_cantor Thank you so much!! That’s the best looking birthday cake I’ve ever seen and I want it!!!

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

A very happy birthday to @TheLadyPim1!!! And to me too!!

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@DarkMachination Good lord, they’re both so beautiful!

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

I love Phyllis

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

I was unaware of the Medieval trend of depicting Aristotle being ridden and whipped by a dominatrix named Phyllis to show the power of female sexuality over male intellect. Having just finished a comp exam where I was subjected to too much Aristotle, I'm enjoying these.

[Dr. Jennifer Lincoln | OBGYN @DrJenLincoln]

Seen today at @Target and @vagisil I just want you to know we aren’t going anywhere and every GYN hates how you make women think peach blossom is the vulvar norm. You SUCK. #cancelvagisil

[SmⒶrt_𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓎✊🏴🏳️‍🌈 @smart_dirty]

I have a confession to make...

...my aesthetic is completely ripped off from that glowing dark elf graffiti in old-school EverQuest.

🤪

Also, I did an art.

[SmⒶrt_𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓎✊🏴🏳️‍🌈 @smart_dirty]

There's nothing wrong with reappropriating your chains for personal use among consenting adults.

Also, I finished an art.

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

I’ve been doing macrame since I was 12 years old

[Kink Academy @KinkAcademy]

Tell me you like bondage without telling me you like bondage...

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@smart_dirty @IRuleSubsDrool The official punch of every munch! Now in flavors like Orgasm Denial Orange!

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

It’s like a chastity cage for your booze

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

You have not driven over Midwestern potholes until you’ve apologized to your car. And then turned off the radio and made the rest of the drive in silence, as an act of reflective contrition

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The UK drives on the left side of the road, midwesterners drive on what’s left of the road we are not the same

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

1, 5, 6/8. On either side of the slash. Someone’s gotta be drooling

[SmⒶrt_𝒟𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓎✊🏴🏳️‍🌈 @smart_dirty]

Wanna see yourself as one of your favorite pop culture characters? Then talk to me about getting a portrait done!

Prices start at $50 for a basic portrait, $60 for a high detail portrait w/props, $80 for a high detail portrait w/full background and props.

#commissionsopen

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@BeStillMyBeaten @OMissPearl @forbedding I love everything about this

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@forbedding Yep; especially for a romantic relationship. But that’s no different than any romantic relationship. If we value the same things and want the same future, the rest is just sprinkles

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@OMissPearl @forbedding I value this too. As someone who identifies as a “love plagiarist,” most of my favorite things were brought to me by someone else, instead of me discovering them on my own. I think I trust those recommendations because of previous common interest though

[Masochistic Tango @MissusTango]

@forbedding That’s always put me off too. It would feel like trying to almost reverse engineer a relationship. I wouldn’t want to feel stuck in the tug of war that is “our kinks line up perfectly, but I don’t relate to any of your favorite shows and books”