Melissa

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My BIGGEST regret is not fighting MORE people when I was a minor 😭😭 I was too nice

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[🧌 @opalcrypt]

Gal thinks they girls are less open to him because he’s with Jen no baby that’s not the reason

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Producers to the girls: “Look at your men. Is this who you wanna stay loyal to?”
#loveislandusa

[Katy ˙⋆✮• GRACIE DAY @herwaytothis]

“ Bryce done pissed me tf off he scrawny I’m irritated.”

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

They could have aborted for no reason at all and I’d still support them

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

when i say im outside this summer, i mean im on the porch, in the backyard, in the park, in the woods, in the ocean, by the river, by the creek, with the trees

[blue @bluewmist]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[ravn @mfnravn]

girl if you don’t put your fucking records on and play your favorite song imma crash out

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

“Cunt” is a really nasty word and I reserve it for only the most deserving men and women…

Pam Bondi is a cunt.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Soon it will be summer and I will be stoned out of my mind at the beach and I will have inner peace again

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

someone genuinely explain to me how this could possibly be considered offensive or divisive to anyone

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I want to live in a country where using Spanish in a 15-minute halftime performance doesn't cause more outrage than men r*ping children for decades.

[miri @mishtimere]

if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and
meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart

[MICHELLEYROO @michelleyroo2]

conservatives be like “actually it would’ve never happened to me bc i would never step in and help a defenseless woman getting assaulted and pepper sprayed directly in the face!!” like yeah we know you’re a soulless cretin and a piece of shit troglodyte. we can tell bucko!