Melissa Anne

I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious. -Albert Einstein

[Melissa Anne @MissyAnne]

At a gala with my skinny friend... she's worried about being braless in her dress tonight, but I reassured her I'm wearing enough undergarments for the both us

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I just entered the @hennepintheatre lottery for $30 tickets to see The Humans #luckyseat https://t.co/Pf5yu7yJKF via @Lucky_Seat

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@prattprattpratt I am a nurse now living nextdoor to a pit. Know any musicians/shoe shiners/FBI agents/children's show hosts looking for a place to live?

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Anyone else think the guy from the Trivago commercials is hot? #silverfox

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Mother Nature is a moody bitch! #pickaseason

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Don't know what I enjoy more, Downton Abbey or those damn Viking River Cruises commercials

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Starting the night out right with some of my favorite people... bus people #citynights

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Weird that I secretly hoped Kevin Spacey would get on the rower next to me @the gym and talk to me the way Frank talks to the camera on HOC?

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I love Mexican food. And, by Mexican food, I mean anything that is socially acceptable to put sour cream on.

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#batselfie #bestneighborever

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Currently the only bat in my condo is my souvenir Louisville Slugger... this is based on a very recent bat census

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#throwbackthursday #thedorthyhamill

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@MinneOlson You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! Must. See. This. Photo.

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Pal admits to never crying at Beaches. I am the glue that holds their marriage together

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From pal's hubby: YOU'RE MF'IN RIGHT I'LL TAKE YOU TO SEE BETTE "YOU HAVE NO SOUL IF YOU DIDN'T CRY AT BEACHES" MIDDLER! #windbeneathmywings

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No, I am NOT going as Zoey Deschanel... I'm just a brunette w/ bangs who happens to dress this way all the time asshole! #halloweenproblems

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Need my friends' kids to go out for one more round so I can finish cherry picking their loot #childlabor #ilovehalloween

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Great World Series despite the ending. Only 157 days until Opening Day! #BaseballIsAwesome #AmericasPastime #CardinalNation #Twinsterritory

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There's a talking piece of beef jerky guest starring on the Blacklist tonight. Wait. Wait. That's Peter Fonda.

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Really Guinness? Really? #blondemoment