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Super profound thoughts on things and stuff

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Hashtags look ugly #Hashtags

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

WHY THE EFF IS SUE SO DIRTY ALWAYS?! #Survivor

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Shannon doesn’t have to say one damn thing. Alexis and Johnny J in their stupid interview show us all who Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber are #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Alexis is getting OWNED and Emily hasn’t even gotten to her yet 😂😂😂 #RHOC

[Sarah Says... @SarahSaysS0]

Heather checking the price tags on Jen’s dress was mean girl behavior.

Heather saying Emily’s dress was actually tight on her was mean girl behavior.

Heather defending Tamra ALL season was mean girl behavior. #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Heather and Emily are GROSS #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Emily is a whole ass mess at every reunion. It’s not a good look #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

You guys. Why aren’t we more scared?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow wtf is he doing

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Not John Barlow parallel parking! 😂 My King. Team Barlow #RHOSLC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

@BASportsGuy Classic. Period.

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

“Tamra would rather befriend Alexis and ignore the lawsuit if that meant it was a takedown on Shannon” 🎯

Jen clocked Tamra’s motivations PERFECTLY here 🤩 I love that she so clearly sees the situation for what it is now! 🙏

#rhoc 🍊

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

''I think this is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me” - Me, to the writers and producers of Tell Me Lies after Season 2 ended that way #TellMeLies #TellMeLiesHulu

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Alexis is a Liar and a Cut Fitness. She deserves nothing more than Johnny J and Tamra forever #RHOC

[Bravo @BravoTV]

A text that will rock the rest of the season. #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

SHAME on Heather and TamRat #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

#RHONY Week 2
1. Paolo -therapy for childhood trauma 💀
2. Erin- giving
3. Jessel- A+ helicopter work
4. Raquel- love this family
5. Jenna- help her she’s poor 😂
6. Sai- left on Read IS bull💩
7. Ubah- sex jokes. We get it
8. Brynn- doing too much
9. Rebeca- zzz

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

@queensofbravo Willing to bet Kyle doesn’t “Come clean” about anything

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Tornados in Alligator Alley is giving the new Sharknado

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Like any of these women would send a “softer” text if Alexis and her douche nozzle boyfriend were suing them. Glad Emily is standing up for Shannon

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Emily: “How many peace offerings does Alexis want to offer Shannon while simultaneously being involved in a lawsuit, talking sh*t about her, making her life hell…? I mean, give me a f**king break.”

PERIOD! #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Man, I love watching Alexis and Jonny J’s stupid faces while they shoot themselves in the foot. Go off, losers 😂 #RHOC

[Cardo @MissyElle24]

Kevin Burkhardt is all of us looking at Tom Brady’s pants