Missy (10 minute version)

Makin my way downtown. Devoted to the Oxford comma. LSU fan. RN.

[Congressman Rudy Yakym @RepRudyYakym]

In case you thought this was just another flag.

Happy Flag Day 🇺🇸

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Happy Birthday to my favorite President 🇺🇸

[Missy (10 minute version) @MissyKayBerry]

@FreddyLA7 @AYSSPORTS Geaux Freddy and the boys!! 💜💛

[Missy (10 minute version) @MissyKayBerry]

Cheering for a speedy rehab back to the team for @josh_smith8! Just bought my husband tickets for @Rangers LSU Night for Father’s Day. 🙏⚾️

[LSU Track & Field @LSUTrackField]

No. 1 in the 🌎 for 2026.

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

[AYS Sports @AYSSPORTS]

Sources: LSU SS Steven Milam is withdrawing his name from the 2026 MLB Draft.

Sources indicate that Milam has advised the Commissioners office of the withdrawal. Commissioners office has notified all 30 teams of the withdrawal and Milam is ineligible for the 2026 draft.

[Missy (10 minute version) @MissyKayBerry]

@TeslaCharging Lufkin TX. Please. I’m begging. 🙏

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

You all need to quit engaging with Hunter Biden.

You’re monetizing him.

[The Sadvocate @TheSadvocate]

Lane Kiffin Makes New LSU Prospects Drive From Port Allen To Baton Rouge At 5 PM To Test Resilience https://t.co/IFHcZe7Lhd

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The man at the hardware store called me "boss."

I do not work there. I want to be clear about that from the beginning, because of what followed.

I had only asked where the nails were. He pointed and said, "aisle six, boss."

Boss.

I stood very still. A title is not given lightly. In my country, to be named the head of a house is a ceremony that takes a full day and three witnesses. This man had done it in half a second, over nails, and walked away.

But done is done. I had been appointed. I would not dishonor the appointment.

So I assumed my duties.

I began arriving early. I learned where everything was. When a customer looked lost, I guided them, because a boss does not abandon his people. When two boxes fell, I restacked them. When a child cried, I gave the child a small respectful nod, and the child stopped, because authority comforts.

A real employee found me straightening the paint cans. He asked what I was doing. I told him, simply, "my job."

He called his manager. The manager arrived. I bowed and prepared to receive my first performance review.

The manager said, "Sir, you can't be back here."

I understood. A new boss must earn trust. I accepted the demotion with grace. I returned to the floor and continued serving the people, now from a humbler station, which only deepened my resolve.

By closing time I had helped forty customers, reunited a man with the correct drill bit, and been thanked, by name, as "boss," four more times.

Four more appointments. I now hold five titles at a store that does not employ me.

A weaker man might find this confusing.

I find it an honor I never asked for, and cannot return, so I have simply decided to be worthy of it.

The manager walked me out gently and said, "have a good one, chief."

Chief.

I stopped at the door.

That is a promotion.

So I will be back tomorrow. Earlier. There is clearly a path here for a man willing to work, and I intend to climb it, one kind stranger's word at a time, until I have earned every title this generous country keeps handing me for free.

I do not know what I am the boss of.

But I will protect it with my life.

[Missy (10 minute version) @MissyKayBerry]

@BHollandSports GEAUX TROJANS 💜💛♥️

[Brian Holland @BHollandSports]

LSU BASEBALL FANS - here's a team to root for in the Super Regionals!!

UALR head coach Chris Curry GUSHES about LSU fans from last year's NCAA Baseball Regional in Baton Rouge

Take a listen!

#NCAA
#LSU
#LittleRock
#CWS

[NBATigahBoy🐯 @NBATIGAHBOY]

Jake Brown, Steven Milam, Derek Curiel

If you can hear me, run it back

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Me every time I see a picture of James Talarico

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

Two simple Truths:

Jesus Christ died for our sins.

America’s fallen died for our freedom.

May we live worthy.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.