Missy Wassner

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

just ate a spoonful of horseradish for $2. looking good, 2016.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

your significant other mentioning chic-fil-a on a Sunday is grounds for separation, yes?

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

you literally cannot make eye contact with a kid in the swimming pool without them asking you to judge their handstand competition.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

spent the first 2 days of spring break on the bathroom floor waiting to deliver puppies. I have nothing to show for it. except scoliosis.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

what's worse than your child singing frozen non-stop? my mother singing frozen in a Russian accent non-stop. #idontwantyourdangsnowman

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

“@cnnbrk: Madonna falls at Brit Awards. http://t.co/vKdVLOTIX9.” NOT BREAKING NEWS, CNN

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

I DONT CARE THAT ITS BARB'S GRANDDAUGHTERS FIRST SNOW, MOM.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

mom, stop the play-by-play of the snowstorm. especially when it's straight from your facebook.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

RETWEET for a chance to win a copy of Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America! #ParksFarewell #ParksandPrizes1

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

“@cnnbrk: Boyfriend of Bobbi Kristina Brown lashes out at her father on Twitter. http://t.co/LWqWXnRGPX” NOT BREAKING NEWS, CNN.

[E! News @enews]

Octavia Spencer is tired of watching your prediction box NPH! #Oscars http://t.co/koHpLuecUn

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

mom is crying so hard watching the oscars right now...I'm sorry, I was unaware you knew that cinematographer, suz.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

wait...is this the best snow day ever? #yep

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

yeah mom, I get it... YOUVE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF SNL.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

8 am on a Saturday morning and I'm bawling watching snooki get married. #whatislife

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

the only thing I know about tomorrow is that I'm going to be an aunt!!!!!!!

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

all I know about life is that I'm going to be an aunt today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

my new years resolution is to look less like rosanne barr.

[Missy Wassner @MissyLynn04]

wait-am I over twitter?