Melissa Lewis

Mother of two girls, married to @sooperluke. I'm not that interesting.

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Guess the gift! You could WIN! #shoppersguessthegift http://t.co/5iw7NCcJ

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

C0.

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Star ships were meant to fly @laurensamsmith

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Asked 8 to grab the Blue Ray from under couch. 8-"It's Mancock" me-"it's HANcock sweetie" @sooperluke suppressing giggles. @laurensamsmith

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

#IfIRuledTheWorld the Flying Spaghetti Monster would exist!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

#IfIRuledTheWorld slushy Winters would not exist!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

#IfIRuledTheWorld Remembrance and Valentine's Day would be Stat's!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

6-"it wasn't really there. It was just my imagination making a fool out of me" @laurensamsmith @sooperluke

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

It's a conspiracy! The damn ballerina switches legs and directions! Left/right brain my ass! @sooperluke @laurensamsmith

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

What's less offensive. Seeing a hot girl spit in a parking lot or one wax her mustache in a parked car @laurensamsmith @sooperluke

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Should I be offended or honoured that my dog only reveals the one eyed snake when I come home? Lol @laurensamsmith @sooperluke

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

8-you said cousband. @sooperluke " I'm her cousband" @laurensamsmith lol

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

@laurensamsmith: Signs have been wrong before. Me: If it's not a sign from God, I'm not listening!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Me: If it can happen in cartoons it can happen in real life. @laurensamsmith: Let's get an anvil and test that out!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Me: Should we take the kids to see the Glee movie? @laurensamsmith: I feel like having an orgasm in front of them would be rude...

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Never in my life have I EVER been so jealous of another person @laurensamsmith

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Lol, cutest horse I ever saw! Jk

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

What idiot thinks a 6 year old can swallow big pills!

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

Supper. They had to clean the table

[Melissa Lewis @MissyMayLewis]

8-"i really don't want to, but I have a feeling I don't have a choice" lol @laurensamsmith @sooperluke