Missy Goldstein

Crafter, baker, reader, runner.
HUC, ISJL, November Project

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

@canva I just searched for Passover graphics and the suggested related searches are: Resurrection, crown of thorns, Easter cross, Jesus cross, Palm Sunday, Good Friday, etc. Are you sure you know what Passover is?

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

@mikedeestro idk if there’s a way to fix this, but Tuesday’s show cuts at the hour, 32 minute mark. It cut off a voicemail that I really wanted to hear the end of and cut to the end of something else 😩

[CRYPTORILLA 🦍 @Crypt0Rilla]

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

This.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

My iphone is antisemitic. It keeps converting "chag sameach" to "chug bleach."

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

@mikedeestro The Santa Claus, Newsies, Mighty Ducks, Airbud, Flubber, Parent Trap (obviously), and Princess Diaries!!

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

@hillaryborden @kcfiore @carlypearce Have @sznraymundo ask her in her DMs!! We already know she responds, haha!

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

Remember, when David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler were briefed on COVID, their first calls were to their stock brokers.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I said the most satisfying Shehecheyanu of my life today.

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

Appreciate @_gabby_lopez_ tweeting “choose joy” on all the mean tweets on the @bobbybonesshow Twitter. You go girl!! #choosejoy

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

This is the sweetest. It gave me goosebumps.

[Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff]

So proud of you. ❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸

[My Shul Called Life @RogueShul]

The moment when you realize your dad is still leading the Board meeting...

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

Whatever brand of coffee and under-eye concealer all these 24-hour news anchors have been using these last 3 days, I want that shit.

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

Plans for today:
Run ✅
Stretch
Edit lesson plans
Run errands
Bake muffins
Eat chili
Cuddle my pup

[shoshana || שושנה @TheTonightSho]

happy thursday to this @canva template and this canva template alone

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

wine, marriage, pizza. nice!

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

Dear @Kohls please consult a Jew the next time you sell Chanukah pajamas. We don’t eat challah on Chanukah, except for the Shabbat(s)that falls during Chanukah. “Challah days” is a fun pun that has nothing to do with Chanukah. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Missy Goldstein @MissyRachel_G]

@atkindmikah No.