MissWorst

🏳️‍🌈 Somewhere between Hot & Crazy #AuDHD 🌈

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

The older I get the heller the NO.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

No pues mejor nadota señora.

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

a storm is brewing

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

🧡🩶💜❤️🩷

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Soft, but not available for mistreatment

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

I tried to let you in, and you reminded me why I usually don’t.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

HR is Bananas!!!

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Besides the resting bitch face, the sarcasm and the occasional emotional outburst… I’m a pocket full of sunshine.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

I’ve seen enough summer, release the bats.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Gotta bring my 20 year old self back right now. Only that evil bitch could deal with all this bullshit.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

If you’re giving my eulogy please end it with “that ass tho”

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Vintage Ozempic was just smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee on an empty stomach until 3pm everyday.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Que ganas de un camarel maniático

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Grey zone

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Unfortunately, I’m currently only available for petty crime and witchcraft.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

For the love of Satan, stop including me in shit!!

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

I really miss those days back in the 1950s when I didn’t fucking exist.

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

MS

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Querido Diario: Hoy casi me desvivió una uva. 🪦

[MissWorst @MissyWorst]

Autonomous Mamas are the Sh!t 😎