Somebody used my card on Amazon for $3399 for a fucking LG fridge I can't wait to tell them to hold shipment till I can get to the warehouse so they can stuff me in that same fridge and upon arrival I'm jumping out and beating everybody ass at that address
Everybody gettin flowers delivered to them at my work... except me.
I don’t even care for flowers, I just wanna be included 😭
Somebody send me a succulent 😂