MistaBallista

TheMistaBallista on twitch - please follow me and mute my notifications and never watch my streams because they're cringe thanks

[MistaBallista @MistaBallista]

As a lot of you may know, I have no trouble making friends, I have a lot of friends, and I'm really fucking popular. But after seeing just how desperate twitter bots were and how much they are like me, I decided to befriend them

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Hey guys, long time no see. Can we all unlike the egg please?

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@Krtzyy Orange juice with bits is better

[Samperson @SamNChiet]

STOP SCROLLING, WELCOME!
You're going to help make this the most-replied tweet in the history of Twitter.

To lure bots and boost numbers, please respond:
"I need a logo"
"I would pay to have this on T-Shirt"
"I will pay someone to write my essay"

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@Calvin2une do u have that clip of you doing the sg games chest looting simulator? tryna show a friend

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@Krtzyy I don't think that would work tbh

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@JustaMinx This one stays in the drafts

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1.16 pvp training arc soon

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@ItsElectraLive Bedwars with me!

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Ok google tweet out colon close bracket that's it send the tweet google what are you fucking doing send the fucking tweet

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Just ate three breadsticks - ADHD things

[MistaBallista @MistaBallista]

Gonna start captioning stuff I do with "ADHD things" and see if I can blow up as a mental health expert

[MistaBallista @MistaBallista]

Just spent half an hour thinking of a funny tweet completely forgetting I was with someone - ADHD things

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I'm not a furry but the Duolingo owl could get it

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@snifferish Survival MultiPlayer

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Gonna get a man pregnant to see how God would react

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@Calvin2une I'm pretty sure you're missing part of your car g

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@Pikaclicks @Dream Almost double digits ❤️❤️❤️

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@sleepyboisinc Banger person

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Mum it's not a fursuit it's a onesie I swear

[MistaBallista @MistaBallista]

Craving the sweet blast of a brown inhaler