Mister Blean

I am Mister Blean.

Player of video games.

Hot Take Haver.

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You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you wanna do it again.

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@SeaOfThieves @DoubleFine This isn't even your game. Shut up.

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@IamGreen112 Unless I'm just dumb and old. Lol

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@IamGreen112 This is also incredibly bad for anyone who physically can not log in during the times required. Feels like the original skeleton fleets that were easily missable if you couldn't play when the specific fleet you needed was active.

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@Hunterkillerst2 @Wermux There's a limited amount of doubloons for literally everyone. The only way to get more is to steal them. It's not a dick move at all.

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@HitboTC @SeaOfThieves My hopium addiction is killing me.

I want the game to get better. And I hope it does. I love it to death.

But I also hate it so much, and have lost all faith. I drew the line when they added a premium audio settings tab for $20. Terrible precedent to try to set for the industry

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@spookyjackaboy @Wermux Why not? Because that would make too much sense.

Like all of the Guild titles. Excuse me Rare, but *I* am not a guild, why do all of the guild titles have *Guild* of such and such nonsense in them? Or the Legendary Guild roles. Where are the non Legendary Guild roles?

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@HumbleMace21 @SeaOfThieves Read the damn post. They're bonus Twitch Drops.

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@GotSauced @SeaOfThieves RIP a Legend

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@Jienchuriki @CaptMcGuffin @SeaOfThieves It was a battlepass reward. Believe its the shark/meg skin shirt, not the correct name though.

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@Salty_Drunkard @SeaOfThieves They probably broke the boost. Again. It happens a lot.

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@emkenobi This is a joke, right?

The sex worker is trying to say men oppress women, but is oppressing themselves?

You're a part of the problem that you seemingly hate so much.

Most women were happy when they were "oppressed" and didn't want to do those things anyway. Read a textbook.

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@SeanSickler @SeaOfThieves Honestly it's like 3 years too late lol. This needed to happen within HG release month.

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@SeaOfThieves Can we really call it Season 19 at this point? It's more like a mid-season patch with it's own battlepass. Shameful.

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@ajoraXT @SeaOfThieves What's the point being made here? The cutlass is supposed to be insanely expensive, to reward people who have been playing and have a fuck ton of doubloons. Surprised there isn't a 100k item.

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@TwinCzin Clearly you can remember because the only thing you compared it to is Game of Thrones. So pick one. It's either Fallout of Game of Thrones. They're both dogshit by the way.

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@JavierTheCactus @SeaOfThieves All Pop Up Plunders need to be dug up. Moving on.

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@SeaOfThieves Who gives a shit? It'll be found in the first few minutes and posted to the Xwitter. Put it in the game and stop social baiting. You people are pathetic. No one looks at your socials except for us 20 retards that think you might actually post something worthwhile.

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@SeaOfThieves High price tags do NOT "Lock out the vast majority" of players. They incentivize people to farm that currency, if they want it badly enough.

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@SeaOfThieves You say that "Pricing these new items to accommodate our veteran players’ Doubloon stashes would effectively lock this set of rewards out from the vast majority of both active players and any players"

THATS THE FUCKING POINT. REWARD THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE GAME THE MOST