Alex Sheppard

COO/Head Chemist @ Garden State Analytics
Pro Manwhore - Rookie Adult Film Actor
Veteran Nerd, Full-time Gamer, Born Weeb
The Best Plug you haven't met yet

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@dorohedoro_PR ,"4

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@spadinachris @FAYGOcreampie Even more perplexing, you don't think they can be a firefighter for some reason - I'm assuming it has to do with their physical capability?

You do realize strippers are pretty close to gymnasts, right? Every dancer I've know was in phenomenal shape.

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@spadinachris @FAYGOcreampie I can't figure out your logic on this. So you think they have the requisite intelligence to work in medicine and law but not as a pilot?

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@moneybirdette Your AC better be on blast or the only thing that's getting gaped is the fridge door for me to stand in front of

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@moneybirdette So I'm gonna have to nominate myself for this one.

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@MissLuxeno That's on *scumbag capitalist exploitation of those less fortunate

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@iamessencemilan So fire for taking advantage of people in poor countries/bad situations. Next it should set up ways to hire your own sweat shop workers.

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@aliirz I'm not sure what you mean by cool. This is absolutely appalling. Someone with a PhD doing tutoring should be making between $50-$100/hr. You will never find tutoring from someone with only a bachelors for less than $25-$30/hr here.

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@AlmightySuspect @Luis_estrada01 @lmentsl Dude punched a little kid like a dozen times, while the kid was sitting down, and the kid still had a smile on his face. You're softer than whipped cream.

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@playlostark So that was a lie...

[WIRED @WIRED]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: An oral history of the greatest talk-back show ever made http://t.co/Y2jiMciDVV

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

I could have a penny to my name and still be wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Life is ALWAYS good

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

I need some festivities for this evening

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Life sucks? Go get a new one

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

I need a new wok -_-

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

@iammarcroch Yessir, I should have every one for Organic 1 & 2

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

I'm a twerkin man today

[Alex Sheppard @MisterChubby]

Obliterated in the airport. This is interesting.

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As we walk into Mirage some dude hands us a fifth of bacardi. Needless to say I'm now drunk

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Never coming home. Fuck that