Mister Metro

Director General of human history's greatest public transit system. (Not official #wmata or #dcmetro communications.)

[Mister Metro @MisterDCMetro]

@KnicksCentral @MikeGarafolo @Topbunksports @RapSheet The fact that he was dumb enough to even be at that Klan rally - let alone speak at it - tells you all you need to know.

Since he's a subpar talent, maybe he's trying for a post-football career.

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@stefiegirlNYG @RapSheet Have you been living under a rock for the last decade?

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@RapSheet What a joke of a franchise. But a perfect QB for the knuckle-dragging, pasta-gorging goombahs of NJ.

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@ConnyCurrently Drivers of each get out and fight to the death to determine right-of-way.

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@Super70sSports There were allegations about inappropriate relationships with sliders over the years. Nasty stuff.

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@RailTransitOPS @headwaysmatter @HakunaWMATA @MetroReasons I've been waist-deep in Beatles denigration using several of my alt accounts, and spending more time shaking down Girl Scout cookie tables for protection money. But cookie season is almost over...

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@KVanValkenburg And also it sucked.

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@John_Karalis @kHartos44 John is correct, the steps start after the dribble. Welcome to Basketball! Lots to learn, but you'll get there.

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@noscgender @BulletProofMus1 @TalkinYanks I think maybe you should also consider taking up cheeseburgers instead of rape.

Or even be a fan something else. Just not rape.

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@noscgender @BulletProofMus1 @TalkinYanks So you're a big fan of rape. Gotcha.

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@BulletProofMus1 @TalkinYanks I'm sorry that your team beats women and plays shitty baseball. Hopefully they stop doing at least one of those things. Rootin' for ya!

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@BulletProofMus1 @TalkinYanks They traded for him and signed him after the abuse. Just like they kept Domingo German around after he beat up the mother of his kid. The Yankees and their greaseball NJ fans seem to love abusers. I'm surprised they haven't signed Bauer yet.

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LOL random idea: bus demolition derby

[Dave Statter @STATter911]

Watch: This Arlington County crash yesterday is a good illustration of why a traffic signal changing is usually the most dangerous time to enter an intersection. It appears one driver jumped the signal on Langston (Rt. 29), while the other driver came through on the yellow. The light changed to red for Fairfax at the moment of impact. A third vehicle was struck. No serious injuries. https://t.co/8HN1BwnR7I video. @ARLnowDOTcom @matthewyoung31 @CordellTraffic #crash #safety #collision

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@SNG_eV Oof. It's a shame that his first "touchdown" comes on a ref giving it to him on a ball he dropped. Hope he gets a real one, he seems like a nice kid.

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@randomfbthought Six...

Or maybe seven.

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@Rate_the_Refs Gift.

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@estistheboss They only have 4. But that's really good!

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@RSJr If you cut off any of his hair, the enchantment will be broken and he will immediately shrivel into a withered, 300-year-old husk of humanity.