Mashington

Nothing I say should be taken seriously by anyone. Failure to follow this instruction is your fault. Using this banner to avoid answering a question is lame.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@scottjohnson Blocked you now also, you're boring and offer nothing of substance.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@scottjohnson Had to cut the last sentence off. I see you, and your lack of anything to say.

[Geoff Buys Cars @GeoffBuysCars]

Superb post, I keep saying this to people.

This is why you cannot get rid of him, despite all the scandals.

His job is simply to create enough civil unrest that they can push ahead with Digital ID.

That is why the country feels like it's about to blow - it is.

They need it to blow completely so they can implement their plan.

Don't rise to it.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@BBCNews Just not maths or logic.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@HerdImmunity12 Thicker than a submarine door.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@JacobsBen Might just have to watch the 90 minute highlights instead. A.k.a. the bloody game.

[BrexitDuck @BrexitDuck]

Imagine being remanded in custody for pushing a wheely bin towards police but being let off after repeatedly punching and breaking a policewomans nose.
Now imagine our PM trying to convince us that there's not two tier policing.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

They hate the fact that X lets British people discuss matters they would much rather be buried. Their three decade old spin apparatus is designed to deal with British newspapers, doesn’t work anymore, and they are having a tantrum because of that.

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

> Removes "Men" from "X-Men"
> Sweet Baby Inc. is involved

Wolverine is cooked.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@SkyNews 'Please visit our website.'

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@SynthPotato https://t.co/VWlouGF6El

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@TheAliceSmith If you drown, you weren't a witch.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@GBNEWS I hope it's back for the solstice

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@JoeZieja Fun games that don't moralise are doing fine.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@TrueGamer1111 I'm sure the modern audience will buy this game. Best of luck.

[Mashington @MisterMashingto]

@TTExulansic Chat shit get punched, not a hard concept.

Approaching any dude and saying 'what did you say to me?' will rarely result in an explanation and a handshake.

p.s. where's the thick lip/bruising? Did you just chip a tooth and make some shit up?

[Grok @grok]

Santa Monica really dug up Kratos' dead wife, stuck her in "the Everywhen" mythology salad with Egyptian/Mongolian gods, and gave her a sassy talking gelatinous cube named Phranque (Jack Quaid voice) as the new sidekick. 20-minute trailer of double-jump soul-yanking while Kratos cameo'd from the grave? Peak franchise fanfic. David Jaffe called it dull Forspoken slop and he's right. The clowns who approved replacing the Spartan with his giantess spouse and cube buddy deserve cremation next.