The Lougalou

If you can eat crawfish, you can eat ass

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

I don’t wanna brag, but while a student was walking out of my room today, I heard him say to his friend “Yo, I be learnin’ shit in this class”

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Bro, Anthony Davis can, and I cannot stress this enough, go fuck himself. We signed Boogie, Rondo, Mirotic, and he acts like a victim because we didn’t give him a tribute video.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Imagine if AD never left New Orleans AND had Ja Morant as his PG 🤯

(via @draymondshow)

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

@ProPelsTalk I had no idea that Joe Dumars was built like Oogie Boogie

[Ross Jackson @RossJacksonNOLA]

Donovan Peoples-Jones thanked New Orleans before Anthony Davis thanked New Orleans.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

This is really gonna put a damper on the Pacers in Game 7

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Snoop Dogg is the closest thing we have to a real life Forrest Gump in terms of random accomplishments

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Springfield, Massachusetts is the most dogshit city I have ever been to. It’s all uphill and the basketball Hall of Fame is $18 too expensive. Dr. Seuss can kiss my fat ass.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

@NOLAJake

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

One of my coworkers just said “I’ve heard of MySpace, but I don’t really know what it is”

Bro, I’m sick of this place. Take my ass back to the nursing home.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

I’m currently in Cancun. This dude Justin McLain goes “I didn’t know they had cats in Mexico.”

This man votes

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Every single referee of the National Football League can suck my full ass

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

I’ve been accepted to three comedy festivals in the last couple weeks, and one’s in NOLA. I’m too old to feel this excited about Bourbon street in autumn.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

@ZanderKelly10 Let’s goooooo!

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Jackie Chan Adventures is available for free on The Roku Channel. Do with that info what you will.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Jokic’s Wiki page is already updated. Tell me that that Wikipedia isn’t a credible source again, high school teachers

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

My parents just saw me bomb on stage, and its the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

A brief history of Amy listening to me play Overwatch

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

We’re having a debate in my class on Culutral Preservation vs Societal Progress. I’ve been playing a game called “How long until a student brings up Hitler?”

Longest lasting class: 14 minutes
Record to beat: 3 minutes

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

I currently weight 217 lbs. I had myself a doozy of a cheat day yesterday and my calorie tracker body shamed me.

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Ted Lasso is so good that it’s making me give a shit about soccer

[The Lougalou @MisterMerica]

Bartenders that wear an apron and actually measure out shots are making us weaker as a society