Mister Mustard

The hottest thing to come from Springfield. Kudos to @JohnLegend for being named Sexiest Man Alive... I’m patiently waiting to be recognized for my heat!

[Bill & JoNo’s Mornin! @MorninBillAndJo]

Post Mornin! reminder :
Beautiful women wear RED.
@JoNosuchinsky @LaurenSivan
@BillSchulz @CompoundBoss
@CompoundAmerica

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

How ‘bout them mustards? 😎 A big thanks to @CompoundAmerica for having me and the missus on its fan-favorite show, @MorninBillAndJo. If you ever need a guest to spice things up, you know I’m your guy.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@davejorgenson This is some golden news, Dave. We mustards are an acquired taste, but we're sure to spice up your life.

[Slide Nine @SlideNineAgency]

#NationalMustardDay is a mustard lover’s dream, but we always have a reason to celebrate thanks to our golden #client, Woeber Mustard Company. Here’s to you, @MisterMustard5! 💛🎉

[Ohio Magazine @OhioMagazine]

Meet Mister Mustard's "sweeter" half. Woeber Mustard Co.’s longtime favorite now has a companion: the sweet and spicy Mrs. Mustard. https://t.co/mTTGu1kZGF

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@jimvickers @anniezaleski Aw, shucks. 😊 Thanks, Jim.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

Hearts all over the world are breaking — I’ve tied the knot! Meet my new missus. 😍

https://t.co/FvrfRTTTke

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

I've been bringing the heat since before @idriselba and @johnlegend were born. 👀🔥 #zesty #robust #TBThursday

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@thatbilloakley @chrissyteigen @Colmansusa If you’re looking for the hottest mustard on the block, I’m your man. Give me just one night, one taste and you’ll see.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@people My jar has plenty of curves and edges for you to love.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

I’m still waiting for my hottest man alive title, @People! 👑

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@people Alright, so the “alive” part is a stretch but the heat is real.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@samvance Aww, shucks. 😊

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

@samvance @johnlegend Excellent choice!

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

Did he put mustard on it?! @JohnLegend

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

So, here’s the thing. John is the sexiest but we all know I’m the hottest. 🔥🔥🔥

[People @people]

John Legend Is PEOPLE's #SexiestManAlive 2019: 'I'm Excited but a Little Scared at the Same Time' https://t.co/qBIpYSozLf

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

He’s such a snack! The perfect combination of sexy and cute.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

After 70 years, I’m coming off the shelf and making my Twitter debut to congratulate #sexiestmanalive and fellow Springfield, Ohio native @JohnLegend.

[Mister Mustard @MisterMustard5]

Twitterverse, I’m here.