Bernie Slanders

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

@GUNSANDCRAYONS This one.

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

@GUNSANDCRAYONS 1. My man dug wells and laid sewer pipes out in the countryside as a teen.
2. He escaped Red Guard detention and went to his mom's place, and she reported him. Helps him push the importance of the CCP as "true family".
3. The Red Guard DID NOT PLAY.

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

@GUNSANDCRAYONS I went the lazy route with this one.
https://t.co/mGsbMLG8Bp

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

🤔🤔🤔

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box!

Retweet to win.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Time to defend the throne.

#Ready2Reign

[Houston Astros @astros]

Time to hold the throne.

#Ready2Reign

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

@LemonLimeCath Mejórate amix.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Si quieres grabar sin “problema”, hazlo en casa! Quédate en tus asuntos! Translation: If you want to film without a “problem”, do it at home. Mind your own business.

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

Danny Devito did the best Batman villain.

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

Josh Donaldson bat flipping on non homers compilation

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

He’s back. 🫡🤘🏽

[Bernie Slanders @MisterNicePants]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Doug Daikindome ジョン・アレクサンダー @jalex_819]

Houston Astros vs the hoes

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning, Houston. Say it as many times as you’d like and tell a friend: your @astros are #WorldSeries champions. #LevelUp 🤘🏼🔥

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

It’s a great day for a damn World Series parade. What do y’all think? #LevelUp

[Houston Astros @astros]

You heard the man. 🤘

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

Final moneyball treatment of the season. What a finale. #CHAMPS

[Houston Astros @astros]

Red October? Nah, Orange November.

[Yulieski Gurriel @el_yuly10]

Pitching. Offense. Defense. Lockdown bullpen. That’s WHY we win. Period. So now 🤫

[Christian Vázquez #8 @Christian_7_7_]

We’re the Champions and we Dance on our own, Ring the Bell 🔔

[Astros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK]

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!! LONDON EYE! WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!! 🏆