Michael Portnoy

Artist, Humor Theorist, Director of Behavior

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Make your brain go, really go, with GOING! the World's First Mental Laxative - New comedy sketch with
@reggiewatts - https://t.co/oiJP8ILVy0

[Film Threat @FilmThreat]

“…in order to be sexually fulfilled, dancing charismatically and with great purpose is the key.” Kyle Bain is enticed by the allure of the experimental @Slamdance movie Progressive Touch.
https://t.co/CZdskmBr7K #Slamdance2021 #FilmThreatSlamdance #SlamdanceFilmFestival

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Progressive Touch will have its US premiere at Slamdance! Slamdance Film Festival @Slamdance runs Feb 12-25 online, and $10 gets you a pass to watch all the films. https://t.co/o2lzzJpEsk #comedy #dance #absurdistporn #sex #CanYouFuckToAnIrregularBeat

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Vote! All of you! #VOTE #VoteBlue #VoteHimOut #VoteBidenHarris2020 #Election2020

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

(SOUND ON)🎵Flatten the Curve, Close the Valve🎵 #flattenthecurve #closethevalve #quarantine #stayhome ❤️#Cuomo❤️

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

@msrobot0 The customer service at PAOM @printalloverme is infuriating. I am owed a refund and the agents are now not replying at all. Please assist.

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Relational Stalinism takes NY, this weekend! https://t.co/5k0KeEQ9Pk

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

@DesignHolon Pay your artists!Do the right thing and honor your contract! https://t.co/7vyPoWO8NX

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Merry Post-Factual X-mas! https://t.co/fHPLzhR2OP

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

@BernieSanders @nytimes NY TIMES: Allot Bernie More Bernie Units!

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Read up for final 2 days of Relational Stalinism - The Musical, at Witte de With! https://t.co/ZLhlF5T5wh

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Just to let you know, I rarely have the inclination to tweet. Tweets will be few and far between here.

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Relational Stalinism - The Musical! opening Jan 28 at Witte de With @WdWCentrum https://t.co/wUR5US66dH

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

Tomorrow through Monday at The Kitchen - tickets for our gameshow are going quick! Be sure to reserve your leans! http://t.co/6LaTHKwFVs

[Miet Warlop @Mietwarlop]

@MisterPortnoy is my plesant uncle who has an amazing past! Get to know him on tweet and joyn his rituals!

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

@Mietwarlop is a 13 year old girl who is following me around on Twitter. She has a promising future.

[Michael Portnoy @MisterPortnoy]

First tweet. I really gone done it now.