StigBooksForSchools

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[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

@superloaf_bread @marksandspencer @Ocado I think it actually makes me go faster. Can't be sure, but it feels like it. Feels good

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

At the height of today's extreme weather event, MrTheStig non-verbally indicated the view that calling it 'EU Nice' is a somewhat transparent propaganda play, though he's unsure which side of the @Brexit debate it favours

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

This is getting ridiculous. For the last time, @TheStig had NOTHING to do with the defenestration of the @metpoliceuk head girl. He has NEVER parked on the zigzags at pick-up time, let alone sought to have the ticket overturned. Some of his best friends are school librarians

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

Mr The Stig wishes to communicate to any worried school librarians that the rumours surrounding any underhand dealings with the outgoing Met commissioner are a tissue and farrago of falsehoods. That camera was clearly miscalibrated, Ms Dick's smart new hat a pure coincidence

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

@MHSLibrary6 @MHSFrensham @HMMHSFrensham A pure pleasure to meet Lucy and the boys - helping MrTheStig save humanity from tech tyranny, one unfeasibly unfair race at a time

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

Now to stop giving kids their fathers' surnames by default (the UK's 97:3 is crazy asymmetric), brides being 'given away' and don't get me started on the assumptions around cars. The Stig is gender neutral, and so are their books
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[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

@uksla @CressidaCowell Fantastic initiative. Compulsory in jails (great), optional in schools (crazy). StigBooksForSchools provides a free adventure trilogy plus shelf stand to all SLA members who ask. If you've not had yours, just ask!

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

@uksla Hello. It's been a while, but we're now here. Fast in most things, slow in some. Now, onwards!

[StigBooksForSchools @MisterTheStig]

Dear School Librarians, The Stig Trilogy is here to to keep kids reading. If you've had your free copies, go go go. If not, do let us know. Quick poem for you there