Willy 🐦‍⬛

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[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Ongoing thread of silly pictures of Milo and Franklin:

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

smoking the shit that made Shonen Jump

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

*tap tap* is this thing on

[Nuke @megab00f]

You can ruin your entire life by listening to a sad song at the wrong moment or waiting one day too many to speak your truth. You can salvage it with one night of moderate to extreme substance abuse.

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

I think after the AI bubble bursts we should genuinely restrict its use to scientists that have signed a binding code of ethics

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

They should add glazing to the Merriam Webster dictionary

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Me: i like it when my blood is inside my body

Subway Takes Dracula: Vahn Hahndred Percent Disagree

[mhm 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻 @daveloach2]

My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.

[DOG LEG @methdeatal_]

true story

[glow moss @tolecrien]

Played basketball the other day but dirt and sunscreen kept getting in my eyes so tears were streaming down my face the entire time. The Weeping Hooper

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Last night I smoked then took my trash out and got caught up in a 40 minute conversation with my neighbors bc they were standing in front of the door and I came off slightly too friendly… nightmare scenario

[YT @tolafolaa]

the pacific ocean is kinda nuts why is the whole back side of the planet just empty how did that happen

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

@2manst3p Agreed it feels great to lock in and talk about the nfl or Fortnite or something

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

@EpicMasterChief I hope so

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Something about it is very simple and heartwarming to me. The easiest way to build camaraderie is by acknowledging that you’re alike in some way, that you’ve had similar experiences and you see the world with the same eyes

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

imo when men are discussing sports or video games etc it’s not entirely because we don’t want to share about our personal lives, it just makes us feel spiritually close with each other to hold conversations that boil down to ‘yeah I’ve spent hours doing the same thing you do’

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Don’t you ever speak on my fucking behalf ever again

[nana boo boo @h0lygyatt]

the way everyone has seen this blue blob at least once but don’t know where it came from

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Dudes rock for sure but women really were onto something when they invented being a little gay and eating fruit

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Should’ve checked in with me before posting this video man, us big dogs are out here and we’re #BARKING #whiteboysummer

[Willy 🐦‍⬛ @MisterTwoBeers]

Living in the suburbs 👎 having a house with a pool tho 👍