Mister Midnight

I like to think of myself as entropy incarnate, but who am I kidding? At best, I'm a pauper of madness.

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@HatfieldAnne *comes through the door lugging a vaguely human shaped trash bag with glowing contents* where do you want the body dumped?

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@thenostalgic Honestly sometimes I feel like a fallen hero that became disenchanted with how ineffective his efforts were, so he becomes a villain to punish the people that failed him.

That's all I want...
Retribution for what I was denied.

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

Just letting my Twitter fam know that I'll be removing Twitter from my phone for the next few days.

Stay well, everyone!

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@noneofyours99 Ew. Why would I want something so.... Not?

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MFrightmare What skeletons fail to realize is they are unable to survive outside of these self-sustaining flesh suits.

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@AuthorJFuller Should have had the worm say "There are hot singles in your area!"

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@OriginalGenSen I never did understand how everyone knew that guy's name was Nat when he never introduced himself to anyone...

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

Anyone getting tired of things not happening when you need them to?

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@StephanieHorror When you get braces for the first time...

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@Birdhumms That explains me lol

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MiaxChainsaw24 Is it above or below the circle for people that come in seven minutes before close, then take that seven minutes to decide on three sandwiches?

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@Horror_Inc_ Walky-bitey boi

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@MMortemm Is that...

Is that a cheese pizza with marshmallow peeps as a topping...?

...what the hell kind of Lovecraftian witchcraft is this?

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MMortemm If McDonalds is evil and you work there, does that mean you're slaving away for the Devil? :P

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MMortemm Then there is a new guy at the fryer that seems to do marginally better than the new backliner.

The real thing that sucks is as much as I want to be pissed at the trainees, I can't, because I was at that point once.

But the thing is I adapted pretty quickly.

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

Need to vent.

Closed last night and worked lunch today at Arby's, and both shifts were horribly chaotic.

@MMortemm where you at? I need someone else in food service to relate to lol

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MMortemm Well we actually have one that does okay, but there is one on the back line that doesn't really get yet that she has to be proactive about getting stuff out quickly.

She just stands by the slicer and asks the portion size for EVERY SINGLE SANDWICH...

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MMortemm Chaos. Consistently busy all day, and it took an absurdly long time to get any orders out, and I had to stay an extra half hour until the assistant manager arrived.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention we brought on four trainees, none of whom were as fast as we needed them to be.

[Mister Midnight @MisterXMidnight]

@MMortemm (2) only for the customers to "nevermind" the french dips AFTER THEY HAD ALREADY BEEN MADE! Then, EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE, these two women come in and take SEVEN MINUTES to decide on three sandwiches.