English-Speaking countries accents:
USA: say every word through your nose
New Zealand: All the vowels are actually other vowels
Australia: Like NZ but you’re horny
South Africa: only ever read English, speaking is theoretical
Canada: you stubbed your toe, but won’t admit it
it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer
This lady in my bowling league was just hammering strikes and someone asked her “what kind of performance enhancers did you take before this” and she just says “Applebees Wings” and then just blows another strike right down broadway