La Fet-Jae

Software Developer | Artist | Music Producer | DJ

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Stream/Download LFJ's first amapiano song "Ngiyabonga Fam": https://t.co/GFMtoZOupJ
(Prod. by La Fet-Jae)

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

In South Africa, do you use widely 24 hours or 12 hours AM/PM time notation? i.e. do you say 13:56 or 2:56pm?

Everyone is so different and I’m getting tired of adapting time to whoever I’m talking to.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Thanks fam! I'll invite you to my birthday too :)

[@TelkomZA @TelkomZA]

@Mister_LFJ Happy new year fam @Mister_LFJ ✨! Here is to new goals, gentle progress and doing things at your own pace in 2026.

What are you most excited for this year

#PossibleBeginsHere

^TSH-NY

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Sometimes, there are moments in our lives that remind us that God has a sense of humour.

All glory to God.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

I was wondering: why do some people keep a forced smile around successful people and laugh sometimes to the least funny jokes ever?

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Happy New Year 2026

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Consistency gives you what motivation talks about.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Think, live, and act with high expectations of yourself.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

One thing about me: I will never fall for peer pressure.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

If it costs you your peace, it's out of budget.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Stream/Download "Law-Key": https://t.co/lfRHvag1VY
(Prod. by La Fet-Jae)

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Be iconic. Be legendary. Be yourself.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

"Will you marry me? "

is the only question that a woman will excitingly say yes to without demanding a "please".

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

The way you treat people you don't need can say a lot about you.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

A doctor told an old woman that she only had 3 years to live.

So she k**led him and the judge gave her 30.

[Csaba Kissi @csaba_kissi]

🚨 Announcement!

Folllio beta is officially live. For now, 2 Themes are available. I'll add more soon (check the video👇)

Create your personal website with links, skills, stack, and hobbies for FREE.

🔗 https://t.co/yp7ezytyBF

What will come:

- Resume
- Portfolio
- Microblog

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Everyday, I’m polite.

Every night, I’m podark.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Farting is basically yawning with your mouth closed.

[La Fet-Jae @Mister_LFJ]

Babe is the worst vilain.

She is super tired.