Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat

Official lap cat of the 1%. Will purr for cash. Connect with me on LinkedIn

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

the new season of grey's anatomy blows

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

McCarthy
McConnell
McDaniel

McFailure

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

when I stub my toe and only cry a little bit

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I’ve been an alpha male my entire life. I can’t help it, I was born this way.

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

Nice gesture — Point Pleasant, WV built a statue of Manchin to thank him for the inflation reduction act

[Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin]

The #MothmanFestival has returned to @PtPleasantWV this weekend! Have you ever seen the Mothman? 🪰

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

price gouging

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

ICYMI: last month #tayjay split up after all the bad press about taylor's carbon footprint which is widely believed to have inspired Midnights

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

taylor after breaking up with her private jet

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

so debt drives millions into poverty and targets people of color, and biden just decides to forgive it??? a slap in the face of working americans

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In keeping with my campaign promise, my Administration is announcing a plan to give working and middle class families breathing room as they prepare to resume federal student loan payments in January 2023.

I'll have more details this afternoon.

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

my guys @JeffBezos and @elonmusk teaching us about the grind on linkedin ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

nooo congress that's my emotional support price hike

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

people are laughing but i dont even have a wegners in my town anymore. biden tore it down brick by brick with his bare hands and choked out all of the cashiers. screamed "fuck your crudité" while salsa dribbled down his chin

[Mike Mikus @MikeMikusPA]

My grandfather once told me that crudité was his favorite thing to eat after a long, hard day in the steel mill

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

when someone asks how i feel about Big Bird

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

you ever love your employees so much you white fang them?

"I know it isn't professional to tell my employees that I love them.

But from the bottom of my heart, I hope they know how much I do."

https://t.co/QE5c31RMTb

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

stories you love to see 😍😍 free market at work baby!! https://t.co/gi6KI69sxA

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

just heard @elonmusk wasnt allowed to buy twitter (news travels slow around the milk bowl). i wont stand for this attack on the persecuted 1%, so im joining tw*tter to fight back from the inside

dont worry dad i’ll fix this for you

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

you luv to see it

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

LOOK: The Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City is demolished. The hotel has been closed since 2014

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

clearly she's moved on, but she'll always have a place in my heart. just kidding im an inflatable

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

always proud of the flock! @RM_Patterson was the first person to pump me up

[Scott Wong @scottwongDC]

Pelosi Names Carlos Paz Jr. Senior Communications Advisor and Robyn Patterson Deputy Communications Director

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

@RM_Patterson now look who's got the inflated ego

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

@RM_Patterson surprising pick honestly

[Mr Rigs The Corporate Fat Cat @Mister_Rigs]

THEY DID WHAT

[Springsteen Says @SpringsteenSays]

Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.