Wyatt Venable

For legal reasons this is a spam account, I’m actually the guy in the far right of the header. For different reasons I am not.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

Milo was soaking in the sun this afternoon and I couldn’t resist. Enjoy!

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

In Trader Joe’s, some mf’r said ‘Holy Mackerel’ 💀

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

I hate when I have a good dream, like “this is what your life could be like” and then you wake up and it is not like that lol

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

Sitting outside, smoking a dart debating if I need this job (I do).

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

I got a sweet tooth all of a sudden

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

It cannot be normal to sweat this much sitting on the couch just because I’m hungover

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

Whoever ran over the cat this morning, I wish you minor inconveniences.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

I genuinely feel bad for the people who don’t see me on a regular basis. I’m the funniest person I know, and have raving reviews. How do you find the courage to wake up every day knowing you most likely will not be graced by my superior sense of comedy?? I couldn’t.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

I think I just unlocked a new emotion, needing to shit the whole Uber ride.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

I support the whole not giving just anyone a tattoo gun, because if I had one for every night like this I’d be covered in the shittiest tattoos you could lay eyes on. Probably even a scribble or two in there.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

not buyin no insurance from these freaky ass lizards

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

@skanks17

[skanks @skanks17]

Hi Sharks,

I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

Punching tf out of the air rn 😤😤😤

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

After strenuous and excruciating negotiations with myself, I am sad/ honored to let you guys all know I am in fact dropping calculus and will remain in school another semester. I know many of you are invested please come to me with any further questions.

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

“Babe, don’t be alarmed but Toby Keith passed away this morning”

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

*I’m going to have 3-5 beers regardless*

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

Should I have 3-5 beers and go audition for a sitcom

[Wyatt Venable @Mister_Veesay]

50 minutes in a math class is all it took for me the want to scream