Brooke Zerger

mid-twenties are an awkward time

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

i’m gonna be real with you. i don’t know what any of these are... but you have been wearing a t-shirt that said “California 2019” on it for 8 years.

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

if you were to pay close attention, i say “that rumor is like a broken clock...” some might think that i meant to say broken record, but i did not. Because even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😎

[Where I'm From @WhereImFrom]

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[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

I always check the weather before dressing totally wrong for it.

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@SlothPrincess I can't be trusted in skirts and dresses. I forget there are certain ways I'm supposed to sit

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@SlothPrincess I just put some jeans on....they were not very forgiving. It was sad. They didn't fasten. I went outside anyway.

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

My childhood hero

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Want to see a magic trick? ✨

Safe to say Omar's still got it.

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@SlothPrincess I want to like this a million times ❤

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@SlothPrincess You have always been the messiest eater I know 😂

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@makeoutscott According to the internet I've been dead since '06

[FanDuel Sports Network Cleveland @FanDuelSN_CLE]

"This guy has to be in the Hall of Fame."

Is 2019 the year we see Omar go into the @baseballhall in Cooperstown?

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

Shoveled a path to the gate. Gate was frozen. Climbed gate, loaded woodburner, turned around....my footprints were gone. Walked back, climbed back over the gate, path I had shoveled is also gone. This is the winter I've been waiting for ❤

[MLB @MLB]

Happy Friday! 🤣🤣

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@Indians Talked baseball to a stranger for at least half an hour today. I remember he is a Cubs fan, but I do not remember his name.

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

@dominos Yes

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i think. you’re gonna do great today

[Brooke Zerger @MistressBlue]

Looking for an excuse to drive almost 3 hours to go see @makeoutofficial and @StoryUntoldCA tomorrow night....