Holographic Cat

I like things.

[Holographic Cat @MistressEight]

Only you can prevent a space time anomaly.

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Why is Kamala Harris cosplaying her chair right now?

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“Have a good life, we’ll see you soon”

Trumps last presidential words to the people.

Fade in YMCA.

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@AdahopAda I was told you can do anything you set your mind to. So yes. And if that doesn’t work there’s always lying to yourself, I find that works as many times as I choose/10!

[Holographic Cat @MistressEight]

2020: No year could be crazier than me!
2021: Hold my beer.

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I'm D&D&DMXing. #DungeonsAndDragons #DMX

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Keeping the whole family safe. #StayHome #QuaranTimeKiller #Cute

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Productivity. My chonk is safe! #StayHome #NoReallyStayFuckingHome #Cute

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My cat likes black bean hopia. I love my cat. #Hopia #ICantGetMostHumansIntoHopia

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@KeatonPatti Quick question, how do I get every page of this that has ever existed?

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When I close my eyes I see a stop motion animation gothic candy town. #TuesdayMotivation #Delicious

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I just caught back up to current in One Piece and now I don't know what to do with my life. #OnePiece #ThatsTheNameOfTheTreasure #InTheGrandLine

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"Florida Man" are two of the most dangerous words in the English language. Do not speak them aloud, lest ye summon one. #FloridaMan #NewUrbanLegends

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@BBW_BFF What about left handed people, who could both shake your right hand, and still have a sword in their dominant hand? How would he even know you had it?! There is no other possible way to know if someone has a sword!

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I just realized that to children nowadays, the flinstones are just those two weird middle aged cartoon men trying to sell you on coco/fruity pebbles. #Inconceivable #ThursdayThoughts #CerealEater

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How do you track the calories of eating all the marshmallows out of a box of lucky charms? #MagicalProblems #WednesdayWisdom #LuckyCharms

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It's not fair that all the best tuba solos are going to the top one percent. #BrassTax #TubaThumping #JusticeForAll

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Is the song stairway to heaven ableist? #LegZeppelin #Its2018GetWoke #SundayFunday