Jerry Johansen

been that bitch still that bitch

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

BREAKING: Reports emerge that Trump has a deal worked up for the Purchase of Greenland..

Developing..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[Jordan @jordysene]

me if defending trump was a job

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

absolut vodka is absolutely trash!

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

HAHAH

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

@Meidas_Staci Y’all give him so much power

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Calling the buffoons who dressed up and took selfies in the capitol the “American Taliban” shows how good we have it.

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

WE RLLY USED TO PEE IN OUR BEDS… just think about that for a sec

[Ar'mon And Trey @armonandtrey]

Girls think adding “tf” at the end of arguments is like icing on the cake 😐

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

LOLL iPhone users really use Google Maps?! I thought that was an android thing.

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

Waze just requires too much interaction from me to be a good navigation app. Apple maps is elite because it’s so nonchalant. If you can’t follow a blue line then i’m sorry to break it to you but you have bigger problems

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Linnethia Leakes, Tiffany Pollard and Joseline Hernandez are THEE holy trinity of reality tv.

[JONEL (John-Nell) @SoMilli_]

Joseline Hernandez -Live Your Best Life

[♋︎ @LUXURY0RN0THING]

Joseline outfit cute.

[lil duval @lilduval]

Joseline said she “10 decades in this bitch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

you troll on twitter, i troll in real life ya i’m rlly bout it😈

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

imitation is the highest form of flattery 😌

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

virgins love talking about how freaky they are. pls take several seats

[Jerry Johansen @MistressJerry]

i’m such a fucking trendsetter what would y’all do without me to watch, copy, and idolize.