Mistress MacKenzie

Ah'm The Reasonable Voice O'Scotland. Ah broadcast a radio show frae ma gairden shed along with The Haunted Midgie View Guest Hoose and #TheWeeCroftShopOTheGlen

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@brianjaffa A few pals to chat with today. Hope this continues. I’ll get the tanning lotion and I’ll make sandwiches. #deckchairs #tanninglotion #FridayFeeling #sandwiches #lemonade

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@ReeseW She sounds wonderful. Mammies are the best #mammy #momma #mothers

[Brian Ferguson @brianjaffa]

A big day for Scottish poetry today - as Kathleen Jamie is unveiled as the nation's new Makar.
https://t.co/jWnj7vBgtf

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@brianjaffa Gaun yersel 🤩

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Ah’ve been isolatin’ from ma faimly even afore the the virus struck.

#COVID19 #CoronaLockdown #CoronaUpdate #CoronavirusScotland #scottisharchivesday #HomeSchoolingScotland

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Good aftermorning, Dearies.

Here’s yin o’ ma #HandyHints for yeez te get through the #Covid19 #Coronavirus 🦠

Yeez will need three things: A Mini-Mouse Mask, a closet filled wi toilet roll and a bullshit detector.

Yer welcome, Dearies.

@MistressMacKenz

#DisinfectantDonald

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Ah’ve been isolatin’ from ma faimly even afore the the virus struck.

#COVID19 #CoronaLockdown #CoronaUpdate #CoronavirusScotland #scottisharchivesday #HomeSchoolingScotland

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@KensingtonRoyal Very cute

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@Erasmo2058 @tomrichell Best tweep!

[Dave @GozerBCN]

@SaraJAtkinson @seaned75 @tomrichell Hello from Barcelona. The virus can survive several hours airborne,then on surfaces for days.Your husband,if infected,might be spraying it wherever he passes, and leave it on surfaces for everyone else to get infected. Keep in mind it isn't only your safety, but those around u,2.

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@amanda_trows @RealMattLucas Adorable xx 💋

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@RealMattLucas Love you! I’ve a better moustache than you.
Keep up the good fight. X

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Continuin’ cultivatin’ #TheCroft #Highlands #Highlander #lockdownuk #CoronaVirusChallenge #StayAtHomeChallenge #StaySafeStayHome #HomeLearningUK #homelearning #homeschooling

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Please sign & RT this petition, it means a lot to me: https://t.co/6Oata83kC5 via @38_degrees

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Come on, Princess Margaret, are you hiding the toilet roll under that dress?

#TheGreatRoyalToiletPaperCrises2020
#PanicShopping2020
#RoyalToiletRollCatast
#toiletpapercrisis #ToiletPaperPanic #ToiletPaperApocalypse #ToiletPaperEmergency #toiletpaperwars #toiletpaperchallenge

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@bryanb1965 Lovin’ the escapism tunes #IsolationMusic @BBCRadioScot Fair cheerin’ me up efter havin’ a ‘toilet roll replacement tug-o-war’ in the ASDAs over the last Kitchen-Roll #panicshopping #toiletroll #covidー19uk

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@bryanb1965 Lovin’ the escapism tunes #IsolationMusic @BBCRadioScot Fair cheerin’ me up efter havin’ a ‘toilet roll replacement tug-o-war’ in the ASDAs over the last Kitchen-Roll #panicshopping #toiletroll #covidー19uk

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

Isolation’ is what ah hae aye done a’ ma life.

Even when in the best o’ health.

#Isolation #selfisolating #COVIDー19 #StayTheFHome #panicshopping #CoronaVirusUpdates #CoronavirusOutbreak #CoronaVirusUpdates #LockDownScotland

[Mistress MacKenzie @MistressMacKenz]

@jhkeeton43 @MikevWUSA @Janefonda @wusa9 Stupidest tweep of the day! #ClimateCrisis