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[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Have you tried the new Bang With Friends FB app?? http://t.co/LD4HztVA

[Seven Days @sevendaysvt]

Got a question for @MistressMaeve? Now you can use our super-double-secret anonymous form to ask. http://t.co/E3QAm0HV

[David Parker @davidvparker]

#ignitebtv is a wrap! Extraordinary event! It was so much fun to speak to such an engaged crowd. And the talks were truly inspiring.

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Fun Saturday night on tap thanks to my purchases at @PleasureChestNY! Get yours: http://t.co/vYAGFObz @sliquidllc #njoy

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Porno flick or Ben & Jerry's flavor? Take the @Seven_Days quiz! http://t.co/aOxEhv0b #creamy #treat #btv

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

sure-fire way not to get to 3rd base on a date: wear spanx. @SPANXinc #vaginafortress

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

@jezebelexpress Smart humor and uber confidence (among other things).

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

This week! Plus None: Wedding Guest List Faux Pas (to the max). http://t.co/1MScq9dl

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Big ups to @Gawker for scoring a hard-news interview w. America's rowing sensation, Henrik Rummel & his amazing shlong: http://t.co/mSpllNbo

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Trojan is giving free vibrators in #NYC today via sexy hot dog carts. My fave location: meatpacking. Locations here: https://t.co/xa2v7QNA

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

In this week's column, I set out to prove that the hand is as mighty as the mouth: http://t.co/OEAfrND1

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

@follownathan More than you know! I've been on a twitter-cation.

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

I hate to be cliche, but Ryan Gosling just stop? Like, quit it. I can't take it. It's too much. #heygirl

[Andy Bromage @andybromage]

Let's hope D.C. earthquake didn't tilt Washington even further to the right.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The closest a man can ever get to understanding the pain of menstruation is when he's a werewolf.

[@rachelkramerbussel on Threads and Bluesky @raquelita]

I can’t tell you more just yet but I can say that Best #Sex Writing 2012 is going to be chock full of awesomeness! http://t.co/G5IixPF

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Lovely. “@wcax: #Vt skier tossed off US team after urinating on little girl during flight http://t.co/Y5gLCAg”

[Seventh Generation @SeventhGen]

If every woman of reproductive age replaced 1 pkg of conventional tampons w/ours, we'd prevent 20K lbs of pesticides http://t.co/ih20541

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Heads up Boston! @FTMquarterly: OP's dance party is at Midway Cafe, 9p-2a! before the party check out @thefemmeshow at UForge Gallery, 7:30!

[MistressMaeve @MistressMaeve]

Lucky date... RT “@e_to_the_m: Waiting for my dinner date :) http://t.co/IhV4DUV”