Mistress Myrna

A former phone sex operator who knows what men like and what it takes to satisfy a woman in bed

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

@kittycordo She sure did. Here's another: "You ought to get out of those wet clothes... & into a dry martini" ~Mae West #quote

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RT @RomanticToyz: The Chimp Equivalent of a Sex Toy | E-Styling http://bit.ly/bR3yR4

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@fleshvine awwww, poor little thing...

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@fleshvine Um, what IS that??

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

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[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ~Mae West #quote

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

How to get a woman to be "sexually addicted" to you http://budurl.com/sexaddict #sex #dating #relationships

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

Only a woman can read between the lines of a one word answer . ;) #humor

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RT @Funny_News Sex Explained By Pens #pic http://dlvr.it/n4k #Digg #sex #funny

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A strange case of auto eroticism http://budurl.com/autosex#sex #humor

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

Bible as Porn? Song of Solomon is inspiration for line of Christian sex toys http://budurl.com/bibleporn #sex #sextoys

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RT @Mollena: "Crocblocked" = When your clunky shoes prevent you from getting laid. #funny

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RT @PhoneSexySara Woman hears noise; police buzz in to solve vibrator mystery http://budurl.com/vibecop #sex #funny #humor

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[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

LOL. Dude calls 911 & asks for someone to have sex with him. He calls 5 times... http://budurl.com/ineedsex #funny #sex

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RT @quoteportal Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem~Bill Vaughan #quote

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

Meet Roxxxy, The Talking Sex Robot http://budurl.com/roxxxy #sex #sexy, #weird, or #funny - take your pick

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An interesting rant on "respect" for marriage vows: http://budurl.com/polyamory #polyamory #sex

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. ~Daniel Vare #quote

[Mistress Myrna @MistressMyrna]

How to get a woman to be "sexually addicted" to you http://budurl.com/sexaddict #sex #dating #relationships