Today would have been my heavenly Dad’s birthday. 💙
As a professional prostate pleaser, I thought today was a good opportunity to remind the gentlemen following me about something far more important.
Prostate cancer is now the most common cancer in men in England.
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I forgot to do my yearly dead dad birthday tweet followed by my DADDY tweet.
Happy birthday @Andy
I have pegged and encouraged bisexuality in your honour.
Today would have been my heavenly Dad’s birthday. 💙
As a professional prostate pleaser, I thought today was a good opportunity to remind the gentlemen following me about something far more important.
Prostate cancer is now the most common cancer in men in England.
🧵
Possible symptoms can include:
• Needing to pee more often
• Difficulty peeing
• A weak flow
• Feeling like your bladder doesn’t empty fully
• Blood in urine or semen
More information:
https://t.co/tKm8rIdy9W
Look after yourselves, gentlemen. 💙
The tricky thing about prostate cancer is that early stages often have no symptoms.
Your risk is higher if:
• You’re over 50
• Your dad or brother had it
• You’re Black
Check your risk here:
https://t.co/gwsd8qXEyi
PSA 🚨 Until you pay me I dont talk sexual. If you message me for a video call you surely know what I offer. Blocked 13 idiots tonight. At this rate i may close my DMs.