Misty Scott

...cheerful chick with lots of textures & crinkles for baby to touch & hear. Lovely to cuddle. Blonde on a motorbike.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@bbctms A question for @ZaltzCricket; when scoring, does he differentiate between a conventional 4 where the ball reaches the boundary vs a score for 4 where they ran 4 but the ball stayed inside the rope?

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@Barclays We get letters from Barclays for a person we have never heard of and has never lived at our address from over 11 years (when we moved in). We keep making them return to sends, not known at this address but you KEEP sending them. How can we make you stop?

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@soyradu Appears to be ALL providers. Not defending Vodafone of course, they kinda suck, but this time, it’s not just them.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@TheTuftandQuiff …and every other provider. This’ll make the news.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

Worst guest host ever on @LastWeekTonight …

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@NOW Please, I am begging you, PLEASE give users the option to skip your trailers. You are currently running a deeply disturbing and distressing trailer for a show about MURDERING CHILDREN!! It is upsetting EVERY TIME! ENOUGH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@AkilahObviously Shame for Arkansas. Shame on Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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@jonlovett I am so tired of that fat orange fuck and his dumb-ass minions fucking up my saving and pension. Impeach that prick and move on to the Vice Pr… oh FUCK!

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@jonfavs As we say in the UK… “Stupid fucking orange cunt”.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@GOSHCharity Very annoyed that one of your rep’s who is trying to sign up regular contributors rang my bell long after dark. Our road is remote and has a high proportion of elderly and vulnerable widows and widowers. So inappropriate to go door to door that late!

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@krassenstein Trump is a Fucking Cunt.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@TVietor08 As we say in the UK, @JoeyMannarinoUS is clearly a FUCKING CUNT.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

Time to celebrate!! I have now seen the Gangs of London trailer on @NOWTV 1 MILLION TIMES!!
And very time I see it I HATE it a little bit more!! #GangsOfLondon #CanFuckRightOff

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@duolingo Fuck that shit!!! YUK!!!

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@dave43law @Nigel_Farage We was already a long established cunt though.

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It turns out @nickclegg has turned into Hank from King of the Hill

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@GuillermElodie Cockwomble

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@NoContextBrits Your Mom.

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@GuillermElodie Cunt

[Misty Scott @Misty2k]

@jongaunt @Keir_Starmer No. Nonsense.