Misty Pivot

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i miss my best friend

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i had a dream that my dad and i were driving around newburgh at night and i saw this owl that was the size of a full car lane sitting in the road. i told him we HADTUHGO and he said no and i woke up. i cant stop thinking about that govt science project owl...

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Bless a man who is confident enough to rock a mullet.

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Wish it was acceptable to hit the cars parked on the street when they're not supposed to be, derby car style all of the time.

[That Girl @whoulooknat]

#IKnewItWasAScamWhen they said my brother was just put in jail and needs money ... he’s been in jail since 1984

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why are cabinets being taken out of kitchens? who can say they have pretty enough dishes AND foods to keep on open-air shelves in their kitchens? yall whack.

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had a piece of melted chocolate on my shirt from a muffin this morning and nobody told me. the INDECENCY of my coworkers is astounding.

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Walking down the street last night, an ambulance popped its siren and a guy walking past jumped a little and said "they caught me walking too fast" dad jokes in action

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Watching a live video of my class and in the group chat everyone's asking how everyone elses Monday was. Are Wisconsonites the nicest ever? #americascanadians

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#hometownroasted

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@adamrlaird POISON

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how is dasani still in business? ive never heard a single person say 'i really like dasani water!'

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@emily13kinney Big mood

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@hiimmattpeaK well dang, might go on another few year hiatus

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is twitter still a trash heap?

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https://t.co/crHRIxjk8v
i need this grandma house

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Someone give me a bunch of money so I can go back to school, but still afford to pay for my apt and car??

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I've got to get out of this town.

[Misty Pivot @MistyPivot]

Friends that crash goodbye, your soul will change the future.
And that's where the beauty in death resides