Misty Clark

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

How did we just forget that the Pound Puppies were our Paw Patrol?

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

"No, look, Johnny Everykid has Tom Holland face!"

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

PSA: ALWAYS call a hotel to book a room. DO NOT book online. Trust me on this one.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

"Holy shit is that a Culkin?!" is something I've said way more than I'd anticipate in the last couple years. Good work guys. @IncredibleCulk and your brothers, who apparently don't use Twitter.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

They say the first step is admitting you have a problem. So Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, and by proxy DoorDash, I just want to say, I can stop any time I want and we're all good.

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I'm telling my kids this was Invader Zim.

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I love that Super Market Sweep goes gumballs deep, oh shit, that rhymes, I'M GETTING BACK ON TWITTER. #loveyoulesliejones #whenyouhearthatbeep

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH MURDERVILLE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW. #WillArnett #OnTheSpot #Jalapenjoe #LOVE

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Target's "our fridges are full" has become the McDonald's' "the icecream machine is down".

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

Is there a 90's country version of Lilith Fair? Because if there isn't, why the fuck not?! #martinamcbride #terriclark #shania #trishayearwood #reba

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I didn't realize the David S. Pumpkins suit was being rented out, but I'm next in line Kate Bishop! #HawkeyeSeries

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So who is making the Avengers musical a real thing? Cuz I'd watch the fuck outta that.
#HawkeyeSeries

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

A lot happens in 5 years. A lot can change in 5 years. But some remains the same, and will never change, like how awesome it is to be married to your soul mate. I said "yes" 6 years ago, "I do" 5 years ago, and I'll keep saying I love you til the day I die. @thatadamguy9787

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

Me watching ET as a kid: Oh that would be so cool to find a friendly alien and let it hang out in your room!
Me watching it as an adult: You see, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about, kids will lure outside creatures into the house and leave chocolate on the carpet! Pass.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

How come it's a penny for your thoughts until you give it, and then it's your two cents?

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

Okay, holy shit, real talk here, Ernie's Midtown Pub is SO delicious! And, the staff and owner were so courteous and on point and I can't even express how soon you guys need to try this.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

Wake me up when we can bottle the feeling you got when you called home from your friend's house the day after a sleepover to ask if you could spend another night there because their parents are okay with it if you are, and they actually say yes.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

Save a whale, ride a pirate.

[Misty Clark @MistyRusch]

What TV show would be an absolute deal breaker for you and a love interest? #dudehatesgreysanatomy #nocompromise

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Assassin's Creed Rouge Llamas #makeithappen