Misty Sizzles

NSFW Minors DNI my gay ass makes multiple mediums of smut

DM me on NF or Fansly!

[aisha says ✨fuck ai & free palestine✨ @ManicPixieCurse]

saying it's ableist to be anti ai like Beethoven wasn't deaf, Stevie Wonder isn't blind, & Frida Kahlo didn't start painting bcuz of being bed bound for 3 months + used a brace for her spine after that. disabled artists have always been here & your chatgpt ass can't compete

[Kira Noir @thekiranoir]

people think that when I want to get kinky that I want to be tied up or called a slut but that’s like. tuesday to me.
hold me close while one of us is inside the other and open mouth kiss me with eye contact and drool in my mouth while saying I love you over and over or whatev

[Misty Sizzles @MistySizzles]

Ass? Ass.
Ass!!!

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Monday morning doesn't have to be so bleak, babe.

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@tinybunnydemon_ What's your favorite Danny DeVito performance?

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@tinybunnydemon_ Beautiful

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Legit this is like bottom 5 worst taglines I've ever heard.

Seriously, "before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer"

Is there literally one of 10 billion people who is intrigued by that sentence.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp.

“Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

[Misty Sizzles @MistySizzles]

Good lord this woman is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel]

Come take a bite 💦

[Misty Sizzles @MistySizzles]

I love cats and hate cops about the same amount and I would hope the same in my soulmate

[aka yhivi @kae_yli]

rooftop perch w/ 📸 @devinrenay_

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Watching Joanna Angel get fucked in the ass never gets old tbh what a professional!!!

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Janelle Monae doesn't have anything close to a bad album in her catalogue. Fight me.

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Cinema = lesbians and Godzilla.