Jake

Whatever.Floats.Your.Boat⛵

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Would a monkey kill another monkey for having a picture of 1 trillion bananas? I don’t think so

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Jake @Mitch10X]

So no Masters?? 😡

[Jake @Mitch10X]

“Going to the pub and watching sports is the worst thing you could do”

Buddy you have to be the biggest loser on the planet if this doesn’t do it for you

@Clavicular0

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

That was one of the greatest endings to any sporting event I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Easily one of the greatest shots/moments in the history of the NCAA tournament. I love sports so much. Nothing like it.

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Parents must’ve not loved each other. Guy prolly has 0 real friends. Going to the bar watching some of the greatest sports moments have had the best impacts in my life. This guy sucks hard. He has money, pussy, but absolutely 0 happiness. Have a great life pal 😂😂

[No Jumper @nojumper]

Clavicular says going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do, and that you should instead focus on researching ways to looksmax.

[Jake @Mitch10X]

You are a special specimen

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

every div. 1 men's college basketball team except for one that was removed at random

[Jake @Mitch10X]

😂😂😂

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Never ran from a fight 💪

#WarEagle

[Jake @Mitch10X]

@awealthofcs Can I get a link to that calculator please?!

[Jake @Mitch10X]

This schtick is too old man

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, predicting six more weeks of winter. #GroundhogDay

[Jake @Mitch10X]

This your first winter storm bro? NYC is soft

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

A week after the snowstorm and this is what we got Zoron the Shoveler!
Filthy black snow, garbage soup, ice rinks on every corner, cars buried like fossils.
People slipping, breaking ankles, nobody shoveling, nobody salting, nobody doing SH*T.
This is New York City.
Three minutes from the mayor’s house.
Start spreading the news… this place is a dirty snow covered dump.

Clean it the f*** up Mayor

[Jake @Mitch10X]

You don’t have to accept EVERYONE back…

[PGA TOUR Communications @PGATOURComms]

Official Statement from the PGA TOUR

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Big spinach bro

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Same

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

I went sober to prioritize my health. But then slowly but surely I realized the best parts of life were passing me by. https://t.co/EggCysmmWl

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Who is Chris Colinsworth trying to fuck with that turtleneck on?

[Jake @Mitch10X]

@APMarkLong I had no idea who you were until this incredibly bad take came up on my feed.

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Sold at the top 📉📉

[Jake @Mitch10X]

3-3-1 since this tweet

[Jake @Mitch10X]

@TheSharpPlays This is incredible insight and refreshing when you look at the current environment gambling is in with regards to social media

[Jake @Mitch10X]

@k1rallik @grok is this real?

[Jake @Mitch10X]

It wasn’t a roster problem. Yea defense needs help. But this season failed due to injuries and lackluster coordinators. Dan basically was out there coaching by himself. I’m surprised he got us this far tbh. He can’t do it all himself.

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Neal is finally ready to admit that the 2025 Detroit Lions are a bad football team 💔

“They’re not good. I thought that in (the Lions) DNA they would raise their level of play because they had to have it, and it got worse.”

[Jake @Mitch10X]

Obviously not. They’d be mathematically eliminated

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Neal Ruhl & Terry Foster argued over whether or not the Detroit Lions will make the playoffs 👀

“We keep waiting on last year’s 15-2 team to appear, it’s NOT THERE!”

“If you can’t beat the Steelers at home and win at Minnesota, then you’re not a playoff team.”