Carl Bizmar

Certified YN. Steven Glansburg hater. 2nd Coldest Whiteboy behind Cooper Dejean

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

“I’m greater than everybody like some shredded cheese”

Chills drizzy, chills

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Today’s work lunch, not everyone can do it like Carl

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@TimothyJones92 Cop needs to be in the cell with him for that ringtone

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex No freshman on that campus is safe

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Yo @JahlilOkafor … We gotta invite that young buck @BenSimmons25 to join us for that cheesesteak

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Had to make my own spoon at work today… this might be a new low

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

In eighty four pa(the worst town in America) one more night for work training, rest of the guys are taking naps and having a bonfire later tn, I’m driving into Pittsburgh alone to get a burger bc I’m the man, might stop at the casino and become a millionaire on the way back

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex @Fritzbarber89

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex Watch “the rip” on Netflix, ending is the most Matt Damon/ben affleck thing I have ever seen and obviously they are both cool as fuck in it because they wrote it

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

It’s insane how every movie Matt Damon and Ben Affleck make they need to make themselves the coolest dudes ever but god damn they are all so fucking good

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex Still at work stacking the bread actually… you wouldn’t understand

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex The spread:

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Rex12424Rex Bro got 30 followers on his burner and went private, can’t handle the fame?

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Just fleeced the fuck out of some bozo at work, immediately went back to talking ball, gonna reward myself with some wawa later

Carl out✌️

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Me, the fellas, and the live band at Tom’s Bar when the $1 bee sting wings come out crispy and fresh

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Talking ball at work went from college football to mlb the show to the negro league history in a matter of 15 minutes, decided to walk away and do some actual work

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

Solid day at the office, talked ball with the yard guy for the first 5 hours and sold almost nothing the rest of the day, very productive

Kill me now god

[Carl Bizmar @MitchConnor185]

@Anthony_Totri All of the retards crawled out of their holes to tweet today #RollTide