Mitch Hedberg

Mitch all together

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

I was in @SnoopDogg s dream last night. Mf didn’t even know who I was.

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

GM- Be thankful. You never know which shot is your last. Take the one in front of you!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

GM - just chilling on my island with 2pac.

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

@Sethrogen Do you like toast too?

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Lola et Jay https://t.co/JNp9ts7JTh

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I own and love this book, you should check it out. Or are you adjudicating this book by its wrapper 🤓

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

GM- anyone want a frozen banana?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Everything is political #SarahSilvermanPodcast

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Escalators man.

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Me and Andy Kaufman just had an intimate conversation about life, wrestling, and then John Ritter walked in!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Dude this bedroom has an oven in it!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Class... Yeah you know that place we pay 35000$ a year to visit in between happy hours !

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

I wish I had a goat, no wait scratch that I wish I had an ibex! Yeah... Those fuckers are cool . . . as shit!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

I was dead for a while now I'm back. Andy Kaufman and me were chillin on some lime and tonics in the tropics!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Cmon man you know the deal! Fall in... Yah crazy ass tarta!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

A roticery is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

I went to the doctor. Don't go see Dr. Acula!

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Hey don't fret I'm living on an island with Andy Kaufman Biggie and 2pac

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

Apparantly ducks eat for free @subway... Hahha alright twitter for adding extra jokage

[Mitch Hedberg @MitchHedBrg]

If 13 is an unlucky number, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association!