Mitchel

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[joe 🧬 @joeg03_]

Nevermind selling England shirt £5

[. @ihatetikitaka]

spot on. Fuck the Argies. long live the Falklands 🇬🇧

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Ya did it, Arry, me boy

[MewZe @MewZe_]

‘Put a bowl of ice water in front of a fan to cool yourself down’ how about I put my large foot up your arse

[Neil @NeilLfc_5]

BBC acknowledging Partey is a rapist. Fair play

[Josh @joshlufc91]

This intro just reminds me of England being absolute shite

[Aidy Kathleen @realslimaidy]

I’m genuinely sickened by all of you getting on here and tweeting against the testimony of a child at the time, in favour of a dead celebrity you have a cult like parasocial fantasy about. . And not just one either kid either, over TEN. You are brainwashed. You are sheep. And you are dangerous. Straight up.
I’m so sorry to other survivors of childhood molestation who’ve had their realities denied who are triggered by these NPC’s.

[. @jdpoc]

So, any violent riots in Northern Ireland tonight? If not, why not?

#Hypocrisy.

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice2]

and when all hope was lost he returned

[. @abruh__]

pint of carling after eid prayer #keepitlemon

[ben @PunishedBenn]

Something in the Way playing at this moment was when I knew I was in for the best Batman movie ever

[woop @woop54]

You can believe he was innocent or guilty whatever who cares but to genuinely belive he was doing some secret ops mission to save children from Epstein is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Begging my wife for more beret money

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Kane has sadly passed away at the age of 64.

He was the iconic narrator of ‘The Clone Wars’ series as well as the voice of Yoda & Admiral Yularen. He also voiced Professor Utonium in ‘The Powerpuff Girls’.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta seeing everyone talk about his new hat

[Napoleon @moanaparte]

I will vote for anyone who will let me smoke a £3 packet of cigarettes in a pub whilst drinking £1 pints of lager. And when I say anyone, that's up to and including Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, Dracula, Satan and Skeletor.

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!