Mitch Snores

Mitch does/says a lot of weird stuff in his sleep. I'm his wife and I’m here to chronicle it all for your enjoyment.

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“mmm...SOFTWARE”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Ooh a bake sale!”
...
(robot voice) “I am a robot. I do not understand.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Roses grow around. It’s very beautiful...very beautiful.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Hey server look at me.
Hey server look at me.
Now we’re making eye contact.
If you smell if, it smells like the rock.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“...one is a pull-out desk. All that’s in our way is a meat desk. Beautiful.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

*fart* “Oooh!”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“That’s pretty dope dude!”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Realistically, that’s a huge Snickers.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Sometimes you have to STOP...and distribute wings!”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

*starts humming opera-esque tunes at 6:00 in the morning*

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“ITS KIND OF WEIRD HOW WEVE BEEN HANGING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET THE LAST 2 WEEKS”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

Me: *crawls into bed late at night*
Him: 😴😴 “Heyyy!! Welcome baaack!!”😄😴😴

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Yep, just crying to wood.
Yep, just going to pencil.
Yep, it’s in the wedding.”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

“Mom you can’t fit! Mom you can’t fit! Mom you can’t fit!
Moooommmm! Stop!

Oooh, ice cream!”

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

I don't know what he said, but around 4:00 this morning Mitch learned to speak in a British accent 😂

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

(Someone's been having trouble with alarms lately)

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

*alarm*
Me: "Hey that's your phone"
Him: *picks up phone* "Hello this is Mitch! ... Aw darn, just missed them."
😴😴😴

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

*alarm*
Me: "Babe that's yours"
Him: *picks up my blankets*
Me: "What are you looking for?"
Him: "there's sandwiches around here somewhere!"

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

"Say what?! Those pieces of garbage...freakin idiots...*grumble gumble*" #someonesmad

[Mitch Snores @MitchSnores]

"You just gotta...turn the lightbulb...if you know what I'm sayin'"