Mitch D

Eugene | Oregon | IG & Snap @Mitchthaguru

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@johncanzanobft Pathetic, idiotic, fireable

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

Hey siri, drone strike my house RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

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@PokemonDealsTCG Can’t check out, fucked as usual

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@DailyLoud 3 for 1 special

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@DoubleVodkaDon If you’d graduated from college you would know it’s called a degree. Diploma is for those who finish K-12.

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@jrgonza1ez White Lotus

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@ESPNNBA And bro was trying to sell his house in the post game interview

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@trueblazerfan If you were a true fan you would’ve seen Nurkic getting cooked by Poeltl, that’s why he only played 15

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@hxrrysroom Gonna scrape the shit out of the floor haha

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@GerberKawasaki Literally just an electric rickshaw 🛺 Almost 20k is a ripoff

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@johncanzanobft Wow so gave up CJ for jack shit

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@jrgonza1ez If I was going somewhere…I was runnin

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@MKBHD Worlds smallest kettle bells

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@redrock_bball “I don’t know Lloyd the French are Assholes” - Harry, Dumb & Dumber

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@jrgonza1ez Gotta hydrate

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@BarstoolDucks Sources close to me tell me the U still sucks ass

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@BarstoolDucks @OUBarstool Except now we don’t have a QB who can throw over 5+ yards

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@BarstoolDucks Actual spot on with the shit team we showed up with in Utah

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@BarstoolDucks Fuck this team, so predictable

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@johncanzanobft Olshey sucks and needs to get canned, there’s your conclusion