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Low sodium diet, high sodium attitude

SRE big into LFI @LFISoftware | Very Gay ™

@[email protected]

[@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky @norootcause]

In hindsight, foresight is pretty tough to pull off: https://t.co/hdkYf7ixLH

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

how i feel today

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@ctoddkicker1 This was our case study for the Lund Learning Lab in Jan this year :)

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@richburroughs @theseanodell My take: be *able* to deploy on Fridays, and let your team decide based on their risk tolerance (which may change from week-to-week)

[Jeli.io @jeli_io]

We had an incredible gathering of top leaders across industries at LFI Conf in Denver to share stories of incidents, incident handling, and learnings. Rest assured, we have the full roundup for you on the conference and the recordings are now live! https://t.co/AOXmrhgvIN

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@norootcause Root cause: fixing the problem

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@BadHippa @chimeracoder https://t.co/LTlYv88s7B

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@bobbytables git commit -m 'Delete company'

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Tesla Recalls 362,758 Vehicles, Says Full Self-Driving Beta Software May Cause Crashes

https://t.co/3BSg3tCqPF

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@ahidalgosre @nobl9inc @KitMerker Double con: it's going to be snowing and cold during the event, too

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Muting about 10-15 advertisers in a short period of time used to either trigger something in the backend or create a bug in the app, and you'd stop getting ads for weeks.

This doesn't seem to work any more, and wow is this site trash if you have to see ads

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@laurieontech Same, as well as learning systems thinking in my non-cs program

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@laurieontech @KR1573N Yeah, it hasn't moved back since 2010, because the risk of total nuclear war has only gotten worse since then 😬

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

if you're old or immunocompromised, the new york times's official stance regarding covid is "just die already"

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@ElleArmageddon My big gorl

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@IanColdwater Only the worst of the worst, all the good ones (the ones that actually give job descriptions that match experience) have gone silent

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@bobbytables And "bleeding edge" is always Sid because he breaks things

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@ahmetb day-to-day*

sigh

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@ahmetb One of my favorite things when I interviewed at twitter was that the coding question was

A) Take home
B) Realistic and representative of what I do in my day-to-do

I wish more companies (my current one included) were like that.

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@jessfraz My Great Dane was 6 months old before she could run across the living room without tripping over her gangly legs / dinner-plate sized paws