Mitchel Jaynes

God, Reading, Coffee, and Clemson Tigers.

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New reality show idea.

The Bachelor in Parad-ICE.
It follows high school seniors trying to find love while working their summer jobs at snow cone stands.

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Looking for the perfect Christmas playlist?
Look no further.

https://t.co/d0cZOJzMGY

It's just different versions of Little Drummer Boy. Literally 2 hours and 44 minutes of Little Drummer Boy covers.

Enjoy.

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If you watch any @hallmarkchannel Christmas movie backward, it's about all the snow melting enough that a small-town couple can split up, sell their BnB (or winery) and the guy can move to a big city to become an advertising manager.
#Christmas

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There is a dramatic saga happening in the background.
Watch the two kids leaving the screen on the right in front of the cop (one kid is wearing spiked shoulder pads). #ESPNGameDay #collegegameday @CollegeGameDay

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There is spam emails.
Then there is this masterpiece. Enjoy.

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Here is my favorite all-time review of a trash can.

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"I’m calling today with important news about your car’s extended warranty.”

#HRDerby #HomeRunDerby2021
#MLBTonight

[Stadium @Stadium]

Who's Ohtani talking to?

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Just a collage of my favorite things I found on Facebook Marketplace today. That's all.

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It may be unpatriotic, but from this day forward July 4th will be known as "Joey Chestnut Day"
#NathansHotDog #July4th

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College debate:
Which mascot looks more "I made this out of things I already owned"?
#CollegeFootball #mascot #pennstate #stanford

[Waldo @waldo06]

@MitchelJaynes I owe a lot of money to a lot of people.

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Considering all of the turmoil in the world, maybe we should be asking different questions.

Maybe it's not WHERE'S Waldo. Maybe we should be asking WHO'S Waldo? WHY is Waldo hiding?

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"Treat yo'self"

I whisper to myself having a second cup of decaf coffee at 8 pm.

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If I leave something in the nursery after my son has gone to sleep, that item is gone now. He owns it.

Water bottle? Phone? Emergency codes to disarm nuclear bombs? Doesn't matter.

Those. are. his. until. he. wakes. up.

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There is nothing more humbling than choking on your own spit during a Zoom meeting.

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Why does the LA Ram's "War Room" looks like a rich white dude gave his business major son a $500 allowance to furnish his college apartment? #NFLDraft2021 #NFLTwitter

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Let's see if the @Bengals try and draft @nflcommish's leather chair. #NFLDraft2021

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Is this the Price is Right version of the draft? COME ON DOWN.... and sit in my old, busted leather chair. #NFLDraft2021

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So.... is everyone rooting for @RamblersMBB to win it all or is it just me? If my bracket is already a dumpster fire, why not make it worse.
#sisterjean #MarchMadness

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I just had a Spanish @ChipsAhoy ad in my feed. Makes me wonder what I've searched online to create this Spanish + cookie ad combo targeting.